I give you… EVOLUTION!
That is right.
Research has shown that the posthumous form shall be thus.
I nod sagely.
That is right.
Research has shown that the posthumous form shall be thus.
I nod sagely.
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Fantastic.
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but i no wanna be eaten awive for da pweasure of some other larger lifefom! waaaaah! i kick in pwotest hehe
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As evidenced by one of the better cartoons presently in existence, Family Guy, pet ownership, not merely just cat ownership, is in fact a case of a lack of proper hermenuetical understanding. For humans to understand that the cat, or in the case of FG, Brian, is not a possession, we must first come to understand the whole of the situation, which requires an understanding of the individual parts.<P> As Family Guy has taught us with the episode Portrait of a Dog, it won’t be until animals can speak English and defend themselves in court, backed by a sappy line from a loving owner, be able to acquire sovereignty (sp?). For now, they’re content to run their diabolical schemes near the fire hydrants and up trees while we blithely ignore their intelligence. So what we’re really “owning” as humans are time bombs. There. Cats = time bombs.
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RYN: Ignore all but Krispy Kreme, the King of Doughnuts. There is one at 607 Collins St in Melbourne: go forth, and partake of the wonder that is the Original Glazed Doughnut. You will not be sorry. Then, consume Maltesers, because dammit, the two should be eaten together.
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