Holy people

Nina Miranda of Shrift and Smoke City likes Maltesers.

‘But how do you know?’, I hear you ask as you munch on a Malteser.

I shall tell you.
She has a voice like a goddess, and as such, anyone with such godly characteristics is an inherently good person. Inherently good, intelligent, and a lover and appreciator of all fine things, including Maltesers.
Logic.

Nina, if you ever run out of Maltesers, you’re always welcome over at my place to mine. We could be friends and then maybe get married so you can sing to me on sunny Saturday afternoons. I play the piano.