Derp (5:30pm CST)

 So! Laura and Megan are here. We are doing clay things.

Have you ever read about horse dentistry? No? Well, now you will.

First, the vet sedates the horse. Next, he puts a giant metal thingy into the horses mouth to force the mouth open. Then, he takes a spray thingy and gets the horse to gargle. No! He just washes out the inside of the mouth. The horse’s tongue keeps moving like a toothless old timer chewing mashed potatoes or like a science fiction monster. Then, he takes a power drill with a long metal attachment, at the end of which is a grinder doohickey. Like a sander of something. And then grinds the teeth down. It makes a horrible noise and tooth dust is spewed forth from…more like puffs of tooth dust, like smoke pouring out of its mouth. Watch where you sand of you get tooth dust in your face. It is not pleasant. Finally, after a long time, the horse gets released and is like "Wow man, there’s stars riding cars." So, as you see, horse dentistry is truly medieval. Except for the battery operated tools and the sedation.

This post courtesy of Megan and Laura talking.