Some quick things

I’ve been sittin here watchin my stock portfolio go down faster then a pornstar/future volvo drivin soccor mom and I am feeling VERY agressive so I need to write.

(1) Okay I hate to sound like an annoying father figure but I’m sure you’ve all heard about that model out in Hollywood(Kristine Johnson) who’s body they found yesterday. THATS what I was talking about in my entry on 1/19/2003.(An open apology to all) I’m not sayin lock yourselve’s in your apts folks I’m just saying be ready to deflect the stungun with one hand and tear out the bastards eye with the other hand in a heart beat mmmmkay.

(2) Okay sit down for this one folks cuz it’s a doozy…..I have NOT touched myself since Sunday?!?!?!? That comes up to 20 yank off sessions?!?!?! Trust me folks this is HARD!(Pun very much intended) I just thought it was about time I controlled that aspect of myself. This Friday is fasting day(24 hours with only two glasses of water) which means that Saturday is raw meat and chicken bones food frenzy day. That combined with no yanky time means that if I find Trixie Boombata the sleek and sinewy vamp vixen ninja kitten fem fatale Saturday night, BOY is she in for some carnalalistic nekky time!!!

(3) Carrie if your readin this, yeah I saw Windtalkers. John Woo king of the Hong Kong bullet operas directed that flick so I found it to be full of alotta stylized run and gun cowboy crap but it was still a decent flick. If you thought that film was sad/violent may I suggest you stay away from Saving Private Ryan and/or Thin Red Line. As for you not reading about the windtalkers in history well maam let me tell ya History is written by the winners(The ultra rich) There are LOTS of stuff out there that ya wont here unless you REALLY go lookin for it. OOoo Oooo I might write about that NEXT entry!

(4) Sarah Michele Gellar is leaving my one guilty pleasure, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I’ve always hoped that they would do a REALLY dark and noir Buffy the Vampire Slayer film on HBO or pay per view.(God I would LOVE to be able to help write that) You know, something along the lines of a Samuel Fuller(Please tell me you all know who he is) movie only with Zombie goons and vamp vixens and LOTS of emotional/physical pain. Fuller had this saying, “If the first few lines don’t give the reader a hardon then throw the fucking script out”. How fucking COOL is THAT writing philosophy?!?

(5) Thats it for now, I’m gonna go look for a future volvo drivin soccormom.