New Years resolutions.

(1) First off let me say luck has nothing to do with keeping new years resolutions, being focused is what matters. I hope each and every one of you(Even the people who I dislike and whom I don’t want around me) don’t lose concentration on what you want out of life this upcoming year. Luck in fact is a fairy tale told to us to keep us buying lottery tickets(Do ya now that on the aniversary of 9-11 this year the three number lotto in NYC was…yep ya guessed it, it was 911. Now what are the odds of THOSE numbers coming up on THAT day?!?! HMmmmmmmmmm) I’m not saying don’t play the lottery, ya never know when the powers that be will say, “Slip them one to keep them playin”. When they say, “You can’t win unless you play”. They are talking about a wholeeee different game folks you brood on that for awhile.

(2) As for my resolutions I have already started working on them. Hey the early Mofo gets the blood folks. All my resoutions are based on beliefs I have instinctively known since day one of my existence yet didn’t follow for various personal reasons. They are what make me what I am, and they are what is going to keep me going forEVER.

Resolution 1. = I haven’t killed or seriously maimed anyone yet and this seems like a nice thing to continue working on. I might have to ram the meat cannoli through some more cars in order for this to work though?!?!?:)

Resolution 2. = Do less with more.(My hairline has been following this one for years damit!?!) I am at 196 pounds right now. Sure I still have a mob torpedo kinda look to me but I can do better with alot less wieght. My goal is to lose 15 to 20 pounds and keep it off…forfuckinever. Also last night from 11.30pm to 2.00am I deleted almost ALL of the porn on my PC?!? Okay pick yourselves up off the floor! I deleted some truely hot fem fatales outta my PC. I don’t need them and I never really wanted them. (I kept the funny/erotic/ real cool alleycat vamp fem fatale with really perky….FANGS kinda porn cause it’s REALLY HAWT)

Resolution 3. = Find my soulmate Trixie Boombata the Sleek and Sinewy alleycat vamp fem fatale with Bettie Page bangs and real perky…FANGS?!? I find her and you all can have the REALLY HAWT porn I kept. Trixie doesnt have to be sleek and sinewy, or have Bettie Page bangs, or even really perky…FANGS?!? But I draw the line at fem fatale. Shes gotta be able to drive the get away car, shoot straight, and dig the bullets out of my chest otherwise her and I will have nothing in common really.

Resolution 4. = Find a small apartment where I can sit in the dark and brood alot by myself, and unless I do find Trixie I mean BY MYSELF.

Resolution 5. = Relearn how to sit still and concentrate(Brood) for longer periods of time. I used to be able to sit and play entire chess games in my head and thats gone. Longest I’ve ever sat still was three hours. Ask Lavinski she saw me do it. Course we were watching some sleek and sinewy Romanian gymnastic ninja fem fatales but hey I sat still and Lavinski is my proof damit.

Resolution 6. = Be on the computer less. In fact after tonight I dont think anyone will see me till january 15th or there abouts. I’ll keep tract of everyone via my press agent Lavinski. I’ve cut back considerably lately and it’s sort of a turn on let me tell ya. I have more energy, Ive actually gone outside without a reason, and I’ve had more time to brood.(No by brooding I do NOT mean touching myself…SHEESH) BUT I PROMISE I’ll still keep in touch for those of you who really want the meat cannoli.

Resolution 7. = Play THE game. There are thousands upon thousands of angles out there. Little angles, big angles, all part of THE game. I want in THE game. THE game may smash the shit out of me and leave my body out in some desert or in some abandoned warehouse but I want in it.

I will be unfathomable and act from concealment. Movement will be unexpected so that preparing against me will be an impossibility. I will not come looking for absolution and I certainly will not ask to be redeemed…Mofo