Hookers and threesomes

So there I was with my cheap hookers….(I had to have more than one to make it a threesome, ya know).  Wow! It was definitely the most interesting night of my life!

Is that enough? Did all that show on the front page, I wonder… Hmmm..

Yeah, so there were no hookers. This is my "science experiment" that I promised to see how many people will see the title on the front page. The best part? I really have NOTHING interesting to say right now. I just got online and came here to read my notes and make the hookers and threesomes entry…

Did you see me on the front page? If that’s why you’re here you should really feel scammed. Seriously you should stop reading now because there’s nothing interesting in this entry.

I’m practicing my scams so that I’ll do better on my Pyramid scheme, you see…

Ok… I’ll tell a little about my day anyway, since I’m here… Took the kids to the mall (to the play area, not to spend money- after all, I’m poor) Then we went to eat for Jer’s birthday (You know… the crazy brother in law who used to unintentionally injure my kids)… Then we went to my mom’s house and I played with my cute little hairy ass.

I’ll post pictures of him soon… Ha! Another great title… "Pictures of my cute little hairy ass!" We should take bets on how many new people read THAT entry lol.

Ok, I’m done wasting your time! Have a great night! Sorry there were no hookers or threesomes today. Maybe tomorrow…