Action figure #2
Enjoy, Seabreeze4me! Remember that I’m only kidding and I love you and your wonderful budgetting advice! 🙂
Buy your Seabreeze doll today and get the special bonus "J dolls" for free! You only pay shipping and handling! The Seabreeze doll wears a lovely vintage outfit (much cheaper than new clothes). She comes complete with pocketbook full of money, picnic basket full of feijoas (The fruit that no one but her has ever heard of), and a box with a mysterious object labled "Cure for Hysteria". Squeeze her hand and she’ll entertain you with one of her many phrases (including the famous "Tha kwok brooon fox jimps eva tha ly-zee dig~"). Try to open her pocketbook to take some money
out and the Seabreeze doll will become violent and begin screaming profanities and threaten to stab you. Also included is her cape. Put it on her and she’ll show off her superhuman-budgeting-superpowers. This doll can make your budget, balance your checkbook, and talk your landlord into paying YOU rent.
If you’re one of the first 500 callers we’re going to throw in the "Good J" and the "Bad J" dolls for free. The Good J doll wears an apron (only the most expensive one will do). He also has a spatula and other cooking supplies. Pull the string on his back and he’ll confess his love for you, ask what you’d like him to make for dinner, or offer to give you $10 extra this week for bills.
The bad J doll also wears an apron, but will only cook for you if he feels like it. A scowl adorns his face and he carries a giant bag of cashews, a huge container of expensive crab legs, a bottle of alcohol, and a pack of cigarettes. His apron pocket has the $50 (plus an extra $100) he owes you in it, but if you ask for it, he’ll insist he’s broke. Pull his string and he’ll whine, pout, and refuse to go to work if you don’t give him what he wants. He’ll also scream "THE REMOTE IS MINE! I’m the man and it’s MINE!" if you try to pry the tv remote out of his hand.
Can’t afford the Seabreeze doll? No problem! We’ll send you the "Seabreeze budgeting software" for free and you’ll be a millionaire before you know it!
hah lmao omg that was sooooo good! i so can’t wait for mine!! get cracking woman!!
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aww this is such a cute idea xD I saw your Gina one a while back and wanted to leave a note; but I got a bit distracted :/ anyway; be well :] ~Jess
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*evil smile* I’m glad you enjoyed the story. 🙂 And I’m SO sorry that you got all hot and bothered with no hubby to relieve you. 😉 You might have wanted to take your own advice and stop reading after the first part. 😉 But I’m sure the waiting would have killed you lol. 🙂 ~Andrew~ I think I’m going to start writing more, just to give you a warning. 😉
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Ha ha! Love it:) RYN: Cora has officially been kissed for you:) And for me, but also for you! Don’t tell anyone, seeing how I’m being possessive, they might not understand my sharing her with my internet friend:)
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Hahahahah!!!! That was soo good Ijust LOL’d -seriously! Sorry it took so long to see it – I started my new job this week (no slacking by looking at Od in my first week…) That really was good! Thank you sooo much!
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