Strange Texts at 1am

 

 

So Megan gave my ex my number after I told her it was cool.  It was like beating a dead horse.  Now I’m talking to my boyfriend about religion, fun times.  He’s so cute.  I think I’ve finally  found the right person to be with for awhile.  I can’t wait to be up in NY with him, we are going to have so much fun.  I see us talking a lot about weird things.  It’s always good to have someone to talk about random shit with.  We are going to bump heads a little I can see that happening but I think we can get over it.  That’s one of his favorite lines, Get Over It.  He tells me that a lot. 

 

Kim is here, yay I’m so happy to have someone hear other than my kids.  It sucks though cause Megan isn’t here and she is stuck with Man-Bear-Pig and he being a dick.  Sorry Meg’s for abandoning you.  *cries* don’t be mad with me ppwwwease!!!!!

 

Sooooooooo random thought for the day : Why do guys get jealous over texts from other guys?

 

I love men, they are so awesome, really *coughs* not.

 

Droooool, I’m a zombie, the plants are going to kill me.

Men are sooo gay, why do I love them so, they do nothing helpful, *coughs* it’s the penis.  *laughs* evil voice in my head needs to shut up.

 

So anyways if anyone is reading this other than my bestest and my sis, you will now come to the realization that I am a bit crazy.

I still haven’t written anything, I still haven’t packed or even started to pack yet.  I’m a failure isn’t that awesome.  Oh the man tells me I say that word too much, he can bite me.  The sad thing is Kim is here and we could totally be packing my things but neither of us really feel like doing it.  So my life is so boring right now that i find enjoyment in reading the arguing on craiglist, it makes my day.  And the random phone calls from the man are the bestest part of my day.  It’s awesome when he calls to wake me up and then we talk till he goes to bed.  He’s so damn cute right now and I hope that never fades. 

So now it’s time for rain man and Kim can finally fully understand when she calls her kitty rain kitty.  Hehe she’s never seen it. 

~Fun With Fingerpaint