My Cat is an Evil Slut Who Got Pregnant
So update of my life, hmmm nothing is coming to mind. I’m still thinking of putting my story up but I don’t know why because no one will read it. It’s a good story, I’ve written almost two chapters now. So I’m supposed to be getting married in August but that was an almost not going to happen event. Apparently I can’t let things go, ever. I love to antagonize. One day I’m hoping to stop that, but since I’m 30 now I don’t know if that will ever happen. Just got done having great make-up sex though and let me tell you it made it all seem almost worth it, notice I said almost. I hate fighting with him, omg I didn’t think to mention he isn’t the guy I mentioned in my earlier ramblings, anyways I hate fighting with him. But when you have two stubborn red heads what do you expect. My psyco step-mom is being bridezilla for me and it’s driving me nuts. The cake will get done when it gets done, god. The guy from my earlier ramblings turn out to be a total douche but I guess I just have that affect on men. I don’t know why but being with me seems to trigger some sort of craziness in men, like an annoying switch that you can’t turn off. They seem happy at first but then they think that I will change. I’m sorry you got with me the way I am why would you think I would change just because you got with me. Oh and apparently it is a horrible crime against nature that I dated Mike, god I will never live that one down. Also I guess I spend too much time on the internet and I’m not sure how that is possible considering I spend my days cleaning and taking care of kids and my evenings having awesome great sex. So explain that one. Men are so dumb sometimes I wonder why I’m not a lesbian, wait I know I like dick too much. But even with all their faults men have very endering moments and I just can’t stop loving them. God is this what a married woman feels, I want to hit him in the head with a shovel, hang him upside down from his toes, and slowly castrate him. But at the same time I can never stay mad at him, conclusion men suck and are douches but we need them none the less. Enough ranting about the stupider sex I just watched two kick ass movies, Priest and Red Ridding Hood. They were awesome. My neighbor who is letting me leach their internet for 20 bucks a month also has three terrabites full of kick ass movies that he is willing to burn and sell me. Wonder how much True Blood would cost me. So anyways my sister is leaving me tomorrow to go back to my dads and I miss her already, she has only been here for maybe a week and already she has become a permanent fixture in my crazy life. Wonder if anyone would notice if I knocked her over the head and kidnapped her, hehe, somehow I know she would be missed. Not by MBP but I know she would be missed. So I guess with those thoughts I will leave you internet world for the time being.
~Soon To Be Married~