If I Had A Slut I’d Pee in Her Butt

So fun day today, I started packing.  I don’t really have an apartment to move into yet but I’m supposed to be staying with my mom until we find one.  God fun in K-Vegas! *gags*

Anyways Meg’s reminded me that I didn’t talk about the born again christian that stalked us in Food Lion.  So Meg’s and I are in the fresh produce section looking at a sad excuse for corn.  Really NY corn is the best hands down, you damn southerners don’t understand corn.  Anyhow I’m trying to find good corn, and as I said the selection was piss poor.  A man walks up to us, singling us out from all of the normal looking shoppers, who looked like (and I shit you not) Col. Sanders.  OMG.  So he starts in with, "Have you girls been born again," with his sweet twangy drawl.  At this point Meg’s and I look at each other with a shared WTF expression on our faces.  Trying our hardest not to laugh, neither of us could speak.  Which Col. Sanders took as his cue and began his born again speech, of course I just stood there smiling and damn it I wanted to laugh so hard but I didn’t want to be disrespectful.  So Col. Sanders says his speech in 2 seconds flat, I swear, and I didn’t understand a word he said.  The only words I caught were, ask jesus and he will forgive.  When he was finished and we still didn’t say anything and we still had goofy looking grins on our faces he decided it was time to offer us a religious pamphlet.  Now for those of you that don’t know my sister collects them, it’s a morbid hobby, so of course my smile grew larger and I said yes just put it in the basket please.  Before Col. Sanders left he looked at Meg’s and said something to the effect of, "She just smiles all the time."  Then he made a vague reference to Meg’s being my daughter which is funny as hell considering she is a year older than me.  So that’s the born again story to the best of my memory.

Random thought : my boob hurts.

Random thought to Meg’s : jump, jump.

Packing is boring when no one is around to talk to.  I’m a needy person, *coughs* not *inner voice whispers* yes you are don’t lie 

Once again it is late or early in the morning depending on how you look at things and I am wide awake and bored as hell. 

Watched an awesome (*coughs* shut up Derek) movie tonight with the bestest and the sister, it’s called The Signal.  MBP almost ruined it because he decided to come home just as the movie was ending.  *Thinks evil thoughts*

I still have a house full of kittens that I’m trying to find homes for, lucky me, crazy cat lady.

Peanut butter oreo cookies are a gift from heaven.

My youngest son got into poison ivy and his one ear lobe is swollen to about twice the size it should be, it’s so damn cute, I know I know I shouldn’t think that but it really is cute and lopsided.  Had to talk to his creepy father, honestly I was a drunk when I met him that’s the best excuse I have for it.

So I guess that’s all that happened today.

~Braaiinnss