Ode to My Commode
The washer, the sofa, the bed…each of them talk behind my back
The lamp, the sink, the vacuum…offer endless and constant flack
You alone, support me, when I am in such desperate need
You never judge my motives, no matter how down and dirty the deed
But, I cannot help to wonder in times such as these
When I am forced to crawl before you, humbled on bended knees
Holding my breath while scrubbing away your muck and goo
Who is really the master…and who is using who
Take Care.
That’s uh…Lovely! Actually, I found it rather amusing.
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Gosh MLM, Im flushed with awe just reading that! Wish I could stay, but I better go, cuz Im mighty pooped…
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I’m just gonna plunge in, and flush out the simple fact that this was marvelous… in fact, it’s “#1” in my book! =) (Ha! Rob’s got nuttin’ on me, LOL) ~HUGS~
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You are truly brilliant.
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LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally! A MAN who can relate!!!!! You just crack me up dude. Hope you’re having a good time this weekend. You all are in my thoughts alot right now. Praying things are going perfect for you.
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Clever, clever, clever. I like the euphamisms for throwing up in the loo : “on the big white telephone to God (oh…. God….) Technicolour yawn…. Driving the porcelain bus (arms around the loo)
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Also… advice on appliances and vehicles: never speak about having money in front of the car or a large appliance such as the fridge or the washing machine as they will immediately break down and the repairs will total exactly the amount of the expected bonus money.
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Glad to see things have not changes much. Rembember when it was the bathtub that kept you on your knees. Just thought I would check in and see whats up. Oh and my name starts with a “D”
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AH OOO GAHHHHHH !!! Thats the one month alarm MLM. Time to come back!
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