A funny joke….

I got this joke in my email and thought it was funny so i wanted to share lol

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> Tight Skirt
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> > In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young
> > woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As
> > the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
> > aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come
> > up to the height of the first step of the bus.
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> > Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
> > driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
> > thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
> > leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
> > couldn’t.
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> > So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
> > her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
> > time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin,
> > she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the
> > driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
> > again was unable to take the step.
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> > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
> > picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
> > the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the
> > would-be Samaritan and yelled, ‘How dare you touch my body!
> > I don’t even know who you are!’ The Texan smiled and drawled
> > , ‘Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after
> > you unzipped my fly three times, I kind ‘a figured we was
> > friends.