Recruitment literature from real PIMPS (er, P*mPz

Just some actual correspondence sent by real pimps to real working girls:

(I can only translate minimal amounts you won’t be able to ‘get’ on your own)  (I suspect you will have no difficulty with the context)

 

"Iam just wondering if you had a daddy or not? If you dont i hope we can email each other to talk bout this $$$$$ we can make together. No you dont know me i stay in Dallas i just saw your post on here in tho 2 myself you are what i need right now. I just know how you look you could make $4,000 a day! Here in Dallas and on top of that you close by Houston 4hrs,San Antonio 3hrs, Austin 2hrs, and Killeen 2hrs. I will make sure you get upscale clienteles only and no black gentleman under 35 or just no black gentleman @ all just only upscale clients only!"

 

"Every winner has scars! This is not a trick text but a choose up text". you were born to win, but to be a winner! you must plan to win! prepare to win! and expect to win and to choose up to astonishing redd! lamb or spam! astonishing redd responsibility is the price of greatness!"

 

"A bitch of you’re CALIBER like you would be a great asset/benefit ur contribution means the most…. Straight up and down THOROUGHBRED type…i don’t fuck wit MUD-KICKERS . . . You will spend amount of SUBSTANTIAL time wit me. i will NEVER leave you alone . . . ya dig? PUSSY/FAVORITISM PIMPIN is not my TIP… u may or may not have your walls up/your boundaries/ your insecurities/your i don’t knows . . and protecting your surrondings all @ the same time. i truly understand those factors when it comes to a PIMP knockin a BITCH off . . U may think dat i’m on some old SALTY SHIT . . you automatically thank DRAMA.. you understand that matha’fuckin word "DISGRACE" . . U hear about how bitches are kept on LOCK DOWN . . they can’t see their loved ones; their CONFIDENCE is at an all time low .. They promise bitches dreams that will never come true. These hoes LACK stability and their life is shot and they have no financial hope. The pimp gets it all ( WHICH THE GAME DOSE REMAIN THE SAME ) but . . . You have these NEW pimps that live a PARANOID life. They have no confidence in their game or in their bitches, dats why they are BEATTING THE BREAKS OFF THESE BITCHES ON A REG. That’s not my MOTTO! Once again, I never "WITHDRAWAL" . . . my bitches are protected by me @ all timez. FINANCIAL GOALS/SECURITIES is the matha fuckin "NUCLEUS" of my mission. My stature exceeds no limits . . Im not a recluse to accepting new challenges . . Im open to new begginnings and i hope that u are Kendra? Straight up and down . . . i was only gettin @ you cuz… Your mere pose in the photo is calling out to me . . I need you to be a little more open minded here . .I may not be that much different from the other dudes who approach you on CL but . . . i do STAND alone…My purpose is more business/financial and managerial wit U…..CHUUUUCH!!!"

"Damn! . . . i must say bitch. . . by your "LOOKS" U r most definitley my type- a prospect of class and definition . . . matha’fuckin Gorgeous/Thoroughbred… i’m not trying to be discourteous in any way…getting to kno YOU would be so 0FFICIAL. You won’t REGRET it and i kno dat dis is RANDOM but . . . i’m intrigued with your profile/pix . . . I kno u HATE when u get emails like dis but, better dis way den me callin yo $$$ LINE . . . ya dig?… real tlk. It’s your decisions . . .(NEVER HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS NEIGHBORHOOD) IT’S NOT A GAME! Mr. Attitude…..CHUUUUCH!!!"

 

""U SHINE LIKE THE MOON AND I JUST WANT TO BE YO STAR. MESSAGE ME ASAP.""

 

"You need to step up your game and drop whatever lame you with mami."

 "I’ll make you my bottom bitch and we will run other girls and be rich."

Now, a stripper offers her observations on fellow dancers who have pimps who sit in the shadows at their strip clubs.

"Like all of us, sometimes people who get a little "lost" just want to be loved. Unfortunatly they confuse "lust or excitement" with "love". There is a big difference. I have been dancing since I was just 18, and have seen "those guys" in the background with other girls for years. Taking their money, telling them what they have to do in order for the pimp to love them more. Pimps are parasites who prey on the vunerable. Too bad they usually come with nice cars and a wad of bills and to a girl who perhaps has some baggage from her regular life, it might seem that type of security is preferable to the "unknown". Unknown in regards to what it is like to love one’s self, to be a strong person who respects themself. Sometimes they have to go thru a bunch of crap in order to learn that lesson. Don’t hate those girls, don’t pity them. The best thing you can do is not to give them your hard earned $. I know how hard you guys work for your money and you should be getting your dollar value.

That is why you need to come see me

Anyway, what I am trying to get at is that we all have our paths to pursue in life but there is no reason why you should be an enabler in someone’s shitty relationship. If we only had a little more love and compassion in the world things would be different.

My two cents.

Rachel "

Elsewhere, a one-time client at a strip club told of having a stripper who was dancing for him tell of her man (back there) having spent $2000 on her for her birthday a day or two prior. The client responded: "He didn’t spend anything that you didn’t give him last week…" (which was met with a distinct pause)   

This is all some of the very real interaction that 2011’s online working girls are confronted with every week.  Thought it might be interesting to some.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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September 22, 2011

Wow. Aside from other things, this entry made me fear for the future of the English language. I know that wasn’t your point but that’s where my head went.

September 23, 2011

Yuk. Parasites.

September 23, 2011

They are so degrading. I can’t imagine any of those messages would make me want to jump and contact that person. The opposite, in fact.

ryn: Funny you mention her backstory because the first time I watched her audition I had that part on but muted, and then I turned on the volume to hear her sing. I usually can’t stand the sentimental stories and stuff, but then when I saw the clip on youtube I was really surprised.. I bet that guy who told her she wasn’t good enough feels like a real douche right about now. 😛

LOL! Their spelling mistakes! Ps: the guy in the pic looks like Cuba Gooding Jr Ps2: why won’t you note me anymore?

September 23, 2011

How interesting!

September 23, 2011

Wow I’m with Sophie.

September 25, 2011

ryn, thank you! brilliant and succinct advice!

September 25, 2011

Interesting. Where did you get this from? I’m reminded of Luke Ford and the stuff he wrote about the porn industry.

September 26, 2011

ha, funny re the matching avatar

Its not worth a whole entry. Basically, my mom is going to drug test me. And my dad got all paranoid. And grounded me so I can “keep on track with school and keep my priorities in check” Its dumb.

September 26, 2011

Thank you. I feel privileged! Not too many people get to read that.

Wowww. I agree re the “matha’fuckin” English language ahahahha.

September 27, 2011

i added you, its explained in my favorites only entry 😉

RYN \ I think it was more outside of the Internetz world. At work, I dress in business casual, don’t really give off that kind of vibe. But when it comes to home life and social life, it’s very much of the…darker persuasion. Lol.

And now I will note you from the “tamer” account of my life….lol. Yes, that is about the time I lost my 2-3 years worth of entries. I had stopped writing b/c I was happy (imagine that!) and I also was getting married…funny that I picked back up with the writing shortly after I was married. 😉

September 28, 2011

thanks so much for the input 🙂

ryn: Ms. Smiles (pronounced Mizz Smiles in a sort of Southern drawl. Seriously, that’s the only way to say it) is the name I came up for her. In the past I’ve named my “toys” things like Claudius and Tiberius and such (Michelle’s is Excalibur… and if you see it, you’d agree it’s an accurate name) But Ms. Smiles seemed apt since she’s pink and kinda shaped like a smile even. Also… she’s made me smile the most out of all my toys. Oh yes.

September 29, 2011

Thanks for your encouragement

September 29, 2011

HA! I didn’t even know what a “haboob” was until I moved out! I just called them dust storms…

September 30, 2011

ryn, yes I read slow, I read every word and think on it real time, I’ve been a book worm my whole life so it’s certainly not motivation, it’s speed. I process things slowly, test taking is the same – I used to be the last person to leave the class on test day. but anyway, yes, I don’t intend to stay in all 5, it’s a sampling to see which one (unlikely two but possible) I’ll stick with, or as Iwrote, perhaps none – if I start my own!

October 2, 2011

ryn – ha ha ha! you are funny!

October 3, 2011

‘his own dating journal’ – ha ha haaaaa 😀 that cracks me up

October 3, 2011

r: Well…once I got past a certain number…I stopped counting. I used to have an actual LIST of who I had slept with…to keep track, ya know…LOL! However…that list was on here…and, long story short…my ex bullied me into giving him my password, so I hurried up and deleted that “private” entry…since he wasn’t the last on the list! haha Since then I’ve said “Fuck it” to counting! lol

hi John, I’m back to UK. My father has died and I could do nothing about it. Just wanted to let you know in case you’re wondering about the silence in Alazar… be well and speak to you later… Lana

October 5, 2011

do you leave funny notes on everyone else’s diaries or am I the only special one 🙂

sorry can’t remember if I left a notifier for my response to your yesterday’s note in Alazar. In case I’ve missed it out, here is another one for you. Be well John and – thank you for reaching out and for words of support, much appreciated. Lana

October 13, 2011

ryn – haa, yeah! I often see coincidental patterns from the titles of various entries by my favorites. funny to know mine was almost part of one today 🙂

October 15, 2011

ryn Soooooo … how did you like it? I love the wife section and the homemade section.

October 16, 2011

Hi there, the trigger to me developing emotions is humor. If a man can make me laugh, there is a direct correlation. It is possible for a man to make me laugh and yet have too many other disconnects between us for emotional attraction to develop, but if the basic ingredients are there – the more he makes me laugh, the more my emotions will be developed. Which is why Asian John has me soooo excited. And why the 63 year old (despite his prowess and our physical chemistry) is not producing any emotional response in me – he just hasn’t had the sort of humor that makes me laugh. I remember back when I was seeing Mitch, once and only once, he suddenly hit on a topic that was killing me with laughter, at that moment I was much more hopeful and interested in things going somewhere with him – but for whatever reason it was a one-time thing. If over time the 63 year old and I tune into a mutual sense of humor, it won’t matter if I’m seeing 100 other men, he will become the one that my heart locks on to. And likewise, if the initial laughs I had with Asian John continue when I see him Tuesday, all of the other men will fade into oblivion and John will be everything to me.

October 20, 2011

RYN: Haha, I didn’t mean getting it on. Getting on it means going out to get drunk.

October 21, 2011

Thank you for your note 🙂

lol i would never have a pimp i have a gun and a straight razor by the looks of these ads spelling and yes as the other noter stated the use of the English language is suffering