the girl the house and the fear

So the girl.
Portland has been calling her for some time.
after what was, in my mind, an extraordinary date,
she traveled there to see if it was as awesome in real life
as it was in her head

unfortunately (and I don’t have all the details here )
she met someone on the plane on the way over there
is quiting her job
and moving
to portland

like in a movie

So the house
I got my neighbor/accountant/friend Bill
to do the morgage (which I still can’t spell and refuse to learn how to)
he promised me everything would go fantastically
during the closing
they handed me a piece of paper to sign
that said PMI
It’s complicated if you don’t know what it is
but it’s bad
so I’ll be paying $40 per month
for nothing
till 2016
Thanks bill
you giant flaming ball sack

I have to travel to texas for two weeks
and then move in three days
the last week of this month

feel free to offer to help

I’m bitter and a little heart broken and scared to death that i just screwed my self with this house

I’m going to break into Bill’s house and take all the labels off his caned goods