The Flying Cell Phone

My house is moved into, but nothing is in the right place.

My work is hard and rewarding.

My friends are fantastic.

My stress level is through the roof, and I’ll be just fine.

I thought life couldn’t get any better, until this happened.

My parents came out to the house on Saturday to just "drop by" and stayed most of the day.  My mom’s cell phone is ancient and since I canceled mine with T mobile, I still have the phone.  I thought it would be nice to switch phones with her and send her on her way.  I had that phone for 2 years, but after a few quick lessons, she was on her way to learning a new phone.  I called her on their way up north to let her know that she needed to change the ring tone, since it was the opening guitar solo from AcDc’s Thunderstruck.  She said she would figure it out, and off they went up north to stay with long time friends, The Bakers.  Saturday was a fun night for them and sunday they all woke up to go to the church social.  That’s when my old phone received a call. 

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My mom’s purse starting singing the classic Money Python Song "Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me".

They called me a few hours ago from Bakers and said "Hold on, the bakers would like to sing you a song." and they all broke into the chorus:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
when you’re between my thighs
you blow me away…

They’re a fun bunch Huh?