Yawn!!

Good evening sport fans! I’m really fuckin’ tired and  I don’t really know why I’m writing on here. My Aunt Laura has been needing help with her lawn for some time and now that I’m down South a bit I went over for the day and worked on her lawn. What she told me was that she needed help putting down Beauty Bark. She had toooons of weeds everywhere that I wasn’t expecting. I would’ve said yes to her even knowing that but it was kind of a ‘dun dun dunnnnn’ moment when she showed me where she wanted the Bark to go. I cleared it all out and got maybe a third of the area covered. She had a weird little wheelbarrow-ish thing that was more like a wagon to move the BARK…caps lock…hahaha…from the front yard where it got dumped to the back but the back wheels don’t move. When I had to go up her little incline over tree roots it kept getting stuck and took too much energy to just man handle it through. I was also getting tired by the end of the day when I was doing this and I do have to go back tomorrow (got my shift covered) so I just did what I could with the little wagon that couldn’t and called it a day. It feels good to see the work you’ve done though. I don’t know what it is but I like seeing things all neat and in their place…which is funny because I’m fairly disorganized with inside the house things but plants need to be just so. I know they’re going to be in that same place for the rest of their lives and they can’t fend for themselves so I like to think they’re happy where they are…although they usually tell you how they feel about where they live by doing that whole dying thing.

So! There’s this game they play on the Mens Room called Ted Vs the FCC where Ted tries to read a very hard tongue twister without swearing. He sucks at it too which makes it funnier. Can you say this one time slow and three times fast without swearing?

Fran Puck is a funny and pleasant Pheasant plucker. Fran Punk is the mother of Tucker, Fred and Frank Pluck who enjoy watching their mother feather plucking.  Flicking plucked feathers with Tucker, Fred and Frank Puck is Fran Pucks fun time with her entire Pheasant plucking family.

I had no issues with this one but the ones that involve lots of ‘sh’ sounds always have me saying shit.

I posted a thing about the Mens Room rules and the stripping Mexican in the bathroom awhile ago so I thought I’d share this too. It’s probably funnier to me because I listen to them somewhat regularly but I think it’s still funny on it’s own.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/tesla.html

That’s also awesome…I had no clue that he created a death beam.