A Survey? Really, For True?

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open.It’s more convenient.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Certainly do.

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
Yep, many times.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I have. It said Siamese Connections on it.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yep.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Yep. There’s a bunch in the filing cabinet, in fact.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear. It’d be funnier, I think.

8. Do you eat things off the ground?
Yep.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Nope, I do all sorts of things.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Double standards.

11. Ever searched for your christmas presents early?
Nope.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I do. It’s a little fun.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I have.

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Yep, I do.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No, not at all.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
One.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Sure. I like popcorn from anything.

18. What is your “Song of the week”?
‘Everything’ by Michael Buble

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yep.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Of course.

21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
The new version of Dawn of The Dead.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Depends on what it is.

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water, mainly, or juice, or milk.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing.

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
PbJ’s.

26. What movies could you watch over and over?
Dumb and Dumber and Ready To Rumble.

27. Best book ever?
Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Was a beaver scout when I was like five.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yep, if it paid well.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Maybe two years ago?

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yep.

32. Change a tire?
Of course.

33. Ran out of gas?
Nope.

34. Cake Or Pie?
Cake.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pizza

36. What is your usual bedtime?
11PM

37. Are you lazy?
I think so. I have high standards, though.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
I don’t remember, actually.

39. Favorite sport?
Football

40. Dog or cat?
It’s a really hard choice.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Xbox Magazine. I’m a geek.

42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego.

43. Are you stubborn?
Fairly.

44. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Leno.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
Nope.

46. Afraid of heights?
Slightly.

47. Sing in the car?
Oh yeah!

48. Dance in the shower?
Yep.

49. Dance in the car?
Nope.

50. Best type of cookie?
I’d go with chocolate chip.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
March?

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yep, but I still like them.

53. Is christmas stressful?
Yes it is!

54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Yep, and it was nasty.

55. Favorite type of pie?
Pumpkin.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A plumber. Like the Mario Brothers.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Occasionally.

59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope. I do take crazy pills, though.

60. Wear slippers?
No. My feet could be ice, and I would not wear slippers.

61. Wear a bath robe?
Nope, don’t own one. Plus, if I did, I might never get dressed.

62. What do you wear to bed?
As little as possible.

63. Do you sleep under the covers?
Nope, not often.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Target.

65. Nike or Adidas?
I guess Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.

68. Ever hear of, “gorp”?
No, I have not.

69. Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Librarian.

71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Yep.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yep. Especially when my son was born.

74. Own any record albums?
Nope.

76. Regularly burn incense?
Nope.

77. Ever been in love?
Yep, I am.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Barenaked Ladies.

79. What was your last concert you saw?
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.

80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot.

81. OOOPS.
Ouch!

82.Favorite kind of cookie?
Chocolate Chip, again?

83.Can you swim well?
Excellently.

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yep, for about two minutes.

85. Are you patient?
Not really.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Neither. How about talking to people?

87.Ever won a contest?
Yep.

88?
Eighty-eight.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
Neither. Both taste like butt dung.

90.Can you knit or crochet?
Nope.

91. Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.

92???
Ninety-two.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
Three year anniversary was yesterday!

94. Who was your HS dreamboat?
Alison.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nope.

96. Do you have kids?
Yep. Baby Cade.

97. Do you want kids?
Like, five of them.

98. Whats your favorite color?
Purple. Actually, color code #996699.

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Maybe Kev and Leon.

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
My son, because he just woke up.