A survey.

I did this survey almost five years ago. Feel free to look it up. It’s much different, much better than it used to be.

CURRENTS…

Current Clothes: Black slacks, and white T-shirt, black socks.

Current Jewelry: Wedding ring, sterling silver. Watch, silver.

Current Mood: Relaxed

Current Music: Greeting Card Aisle by Sarah Harmer.

Current Taste: The peppermint tea I drank.

Current Hair: A little messy.

Current Annoyance: None.

Current Smell: Mix of carpet freshener and my deodorant, and some candy that’s beside me.

Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping.

Current Desktop Picture: A beach at night. Shasta loves it.

Current Favorite Artist: Sarah Harmer.

Current Favorite Group: My Chemical Romance.

Current Book: Legacy of the Drow by R.A. Salvatore.

Current DVD In Player: Alias Season 4.

Current Color Of Toenails: Uh…Normal?

Current Refreshment: Water. That’s the only refreshing drink there is.

Current Worry: None. Why worry?

Current Crush: My wife, Shasta.

Current Favorite Celebrity: Steve Martin.

LAST PERSON…

You Touched: Shasta.

You Talked to: Chris.

You Hugged: Max the dog.

You Had A Crush On: My wife, or Kelly Clarkson!

Who Broke Your Heart: My wife, for burning my Taco Salad yesterday.

FAVORITES…

Food: Anything my wife makes.

Drink: Strawberry Lemondae from Garcia’s.

Color: Purple.

Shoes: Anything comfy and not sandals.

Candy: All of it.

Animal: Cat.

TV Show: Friends.

Movie: Dumb and Dumber.

Dance: The Bat-toosie.

Song: Lodestar by Sarah Harmer

Vegetable: Is meat a vegetable?

Fruit: Apple.

ARE YOU…

Understanding: I understand English. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Open-minded: Sure.

Arrogant: Only when I’m joking. Or being arrogant.

Insecure: A little.

Interesting: To most people.

Hungry: Actually, yes. Was so relaxed I didn’t notice.

Friendly: Yup,unless I’m not.

Smart: Damn skippy hippie.

Moody: Sometimes.

Childish: Certainly.

Independent: Not quite.

Hard working: Yep

Organized: In my own way.

Healthy: Nope. Too much belly nowadays.

Emotionally Stable: Nope, but I do okay.

Shy: Nope.

Difficult: A bit. Or a lot.

Attractive: Not really.People say so.But people also say that UFO’s exist.

Bored Easily: Not at all.

Messy: Occasionally.

Thirsty: A little.

Responsible: More than I used to be.

Obsessed: With Batman being a scientist? Yes. Otherwise,no.

Angry: Nope.

Sad: Nope.

Happy: Quite.

Trusting: Not much anymore.

Talkative: Yep.

Original: Very.

Different: Very.

Unique: Very.

Ignored: When I want to be.

Content: Somewhat.

Optimistic: Yes-siree-bob.

Deep thinker: Yep

Self-disciplined: In some respects.

Sleepy: Yep.

Lonely: Nope.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO…

Kill: A cow, for meat. To eat!

Slap: Kanye West

Look Like: Me.

Be Like: Me.

Talk To Offline: Me. Hey there, Mickey!

And now I must sleep, or make out with my wife. I’m not sure which, as both sound equally good.

Or, the secret third option. Candy.