Bouncing Off the Walls Much?

This song is fucked up enough to make me smile: Battle of Mice – “Sleep and Dream”

I would do naughty things to this girl (Julie Christmas), and, yes, it is based solely on how fucked up I perceive her to be (sure, being sexy helps, too). The same is true of Free Dominguez (my fucking God–another dream woman). Here’s that one, because I know you’re curious: Kidneythieves – “Zerospace”
Google “Free Dominguez” I’ll give you 10 minutes to ogle and recover.

Don’t lie. You want them both now, too.

It’s been a fucked up kind of day, but I’ve been cramming it into the background. I also rocked out a bit to “Knife Party” by the Deftones, and I devoted an exorbitant amount of time to thinking about the play Shopping and Fucking, which is awesome, if you’ve never seen it.

Okay, one more. Karen Orzolek: Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Heads Will Roll”

Perhaps, in addition to being a fucked up kind of day, it’s also been an incredibly shallow kind of day.

But that’s okay. A solid knife party, and this can get plenty deep. Who wants to play?

And remember, “You should not be angry if all she wants is your money. Oh, you should not be angry ’cause all you want is her body.”

Oh, and on a note of normality (before everyone thinks I’ve come completely unhinged), I have one question for you: Do you like apples?