NoJoMoFoShoYo #1

 I’m going to try this nonsense again.  I don’t have much inspiration to throw out a huge entry so I’ll just do some random bullets!

• Pretty sure I drive an invisible car.  I mean, how else is it possible so many people cut me off?!
   
• I have a super duper keen sense of smell.  This is a blessing and a curse.  The blessing part means my house usually smells pretty good.  The curse is that not everyone else’s house smells so good.  But really, it’s nice sometimes but not so good at other times.  I will smell something rank and people will think I’m insane because they can’t smell it.
   
• If someone tells me they like to drink beer and then order a Bud Light I can’t but help to laugh a little bit.  Bud Light is not real beer, my friends.
   
• I don’t really like to talk about politics.  I don’t like to label myself but I am more liberal than conservative, more Democrat than Republican.  If I really had to label myself something I’d probably go with a Conservative Liberal.  I’ve yet to vote for a Republican but that doesn’t mean I’ll never do it.  And concerning our government as of present – well, we need an overhaul through and through.  Hence why everyone should go out and vote tomorrow.
   
• I have major traffic anxiety.  My heart will pound, my adrenaline will rush, I will hyperventilate given the worst circumstances.  I sometimes think I should go see someone for it because driving around in NOVA isn’t exactly a Sunday afternoon drive through the country.
   
• I love zombie movies, TV shows, stories, etc.  I do not love my zombie nightmares.  They are the very realistic and very frightening.  I’ve woken up from a dead sleep looking for a gun because I thought I needed to protect myself from them.
   
• I’m pretty addicted to candles.
   
• Christmas is my favorite holiday of the year because everything is SO festive.  I love the lights, the music, the merriment!  I’m so excited to decorate my house this year!
   
• I am very judgmental toward parents and the way they raise their children.  I KNOW I shouldn’t be but I can’t help it.  The things that parents allow their kids to eat/wear/do just kills me sometimes.  I’m hoping this helps me be a better parent to my own eventual children.
   
• I generally don’t care for girls who are proud of being a bitch or boys that are proud of being assholes.  Basically I don’t like you if you’re mean "just because you can be."  Perhaps THAT is mean of me but I don’t care, I know that I am not a bitch.
   
• I don’t believe in flu shots and hate this time of year because EVERYONE gives me a hard time about not getting one.  It’s my choice and I choose not to put that shit into my body.  Leave me alone, please and thank you.
   
• I wash my hands about 500 times a day.  For reals.
   
• I have recently become addicted to coffee.  Matt’s brother and SIL sent us a Keurig last year as a housewarming gift and I’ve been drinking it ever since.  We LOVE this thing.  That reminds me…I need to send a Favorite a few Pumpkin Spice K-Cups!
   
• I love to drink water at room temperature but sometimes I crave ice water.  That was part of the reason I wanted a new fridge so much, I missed having an ice-maker and getting it from the door.

Okay I am done with this for today.  Later taters, be back tomorrow!