Bad Carol Discovered!

After some exhausting research, I recently discovered a collaborative effort, which may have created the worst Christmas carol ever written:

(submitted by the SNL Junkies society)

Deck the halls with dead Chris Farleys, fa la la la la, la la la la

(submitted by Perverts anonymous)

Internet porn gives me the jollies, fa la la la la, la la la la

(submitted by the Southern Baptist Convention)

Ban we now all gay apparel, fa la la la la la, la la la

(submitted by the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah’s Witnesses)

We do not sing Yuletide Carols, fa la la la la, la la la la!