Somebody Said….

 Stolen from She-Wolf!!!

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back  to normal after you’ve had a baby…
Somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, normal is History.

Somebody said you learn how to be  a mother by instinct…
Somebody never took a three-year-old  shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring…
Somebody  never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit.

Somebody said if you’re a “good” mother, your child will  “turn out good”…
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a  guarantee. 

Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their  voices…
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor’s kitchen  window.

Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a  mother…
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his  math.

Somebody said you can’t love the fifth child as much as you  love the first…
Somebody  doesn’t have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books…
Somebody never  had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said  the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery…
Somebody  never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten or  on a plane headed for military “boot camp”.

Somebody said a mother  can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her  back…
Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell  cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child  gets married…
Somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or  daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother’s  job is done when her last child leaves home…
Somebody never had  grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you  don’t need to tell her…
Somebody isn’t a mother.