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How are things iwth your boyfriend and her boyfriend, meaning between the two of you.-StarLight

Bran and I are fine.  She understands that we (Douchebag and I) have a mutal hate for each other.  He thinks I have no life because I’m a full time college student and mother.  And I think he is a sorry worthless piece of shit.  I wish for him to jam a unicycle up his ass and peddal all the fucking way back to New Jersey.  That would make my day.  He won’t coem to the hose now.  That makes me super happy.  We got into a huge fight,which I am willing to admit was wholley my fault, but he said he would put me in the hospital, so I dont’ feel that much remorse for it.  I feel bad that I caused Bran pain, but him, ehh, rot in your truck with your thumb up your ass.

If you were given the opportunity to have one hundred billion dollars, but had to give up any and all sexual activity (even masturbating) and were never allowed to have an orgasim again, what would you do? [Mommy D]

Thats pretty easy.  I’ld stay poor.  I’m happy poor and no amount of money is worth giving up orgasams.  It’s just not.  It never could be.  One of my closest friends said she masterbates more than anybody, well honey, I’m right up there with you.  I have 3 bobs to keep me busy.  And yeah, I like sex.  I only get to see William on the weekend, but we damn sure don’t sleep that much.  Honey, I’ll rival your 7-10 times a week in two days.  😛

I’ll try and write a real entry this week.  I’m aware that I’m lacking and I know that y’all are getting tired of my crap entries.  Tiff, I will do my best.  I promise.

Y’all take care,

Mandy

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