101-200 of 5000

101. What does joy physically feel like? An orgasm with out the mess

102. List the three people you love most starting with the one you love the absolute most.

a. Brandi Cathlene

b. Joseph

c. parents

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month? 0

How many movies have you seen in the last three months? 2

104. If you could have three wishes…but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish? Mom to be well, granny to be well, Brandy to be happy

105. In what ways do you relax and unwind when you are tense? Sleep

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to a public place naked (in the springtime) and get out of the car? $200,000

107. Are you very sophisticated? No.

108. Are you more likely to be up on the current style or setting your own style? Wearing whatever is comfortable; don’t give a damn about style.

109. What do you think of cloning? Too, damn weird for me.

110. What do you do more often, read or watch TV? Watch TV

111. Are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased national safety? Not sure.

112. What is the best punishment you could come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? Put him on a plane to blow up all his minions.

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? Nope

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? No.

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes prize? I’ve won a few bucks on scratch offs.

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? No

117. Do you find The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross to be a very calming show to watch? I find that one should be on acid to watch that show.

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? A couple of them were farmers, that’s about it.

119. Is there anything interesting in your family history? Jim Bowie is like five branches up.

120. Is there anyone you trust completely? Yes

121. Do you believe in God? Yes

122. Why do you feel that America has never had a president that wasn’t male, Christian and white? Because that would be too shocking for all the old white, Christian farts that think they know everything.

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? Indoor pool.

124. What things are you interested in that you explore on your own? Other diaries.

125. Would you consider yourself intelligent? Yes.

126. Would you consider yourself wise? Hmm…in some areas

127. Would you pay 100 dollars to be able to slide into a pool of Jell-O? No

128. Have you ever helped those who are less fortunate than you are? I’ve tried a few times.

129. Have you/would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? Uggg…no.

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making someone else die 70 years sooner would you? No.

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?

A: I dust my lemon lies with powder pink and sweet… ?

b: this girl named Carol follows Darrel every gig we play…?

C: I could make a film and make you my star…?

D: If you had my love and I gave you all my trust… would you comfort me!

132. Are we having fun yet? Sure.

133. Would you rather be the president (Prime Minister) or a rock star? Rock star. Less pressure.

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? Yes.

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? Yes

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? No

137. What is the best-animated movie you have ever seen? Beauty and the Beast

136. Is nuclear war something you worry about? No.

137. Are you a leader or a follower? A leader.

138. What are the best bands/songs to listen to while driving? Whatever isn’t a commercial at the time.

138. Do you have bumper stickers on your car? No.

139. What (to you) is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? Raising a child

140. What could a guy/girl do to impress you? Be funny

141. About how many e-mails do you get a day? Real ones. Maybe three

How many of them are junk mail? 200

How many forwards? – None

142. What is your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? Play canasta on Yahoo!

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain killed himself or was it a conspiracy? I really don’t care.

144. Would you rather drive across country or fly? Drive.

145. What/who would you bring with you on a road trip? Brandi, Joseph, and Brandy

146. What will you dress up as for next Halloween? I don’t know.

147. At about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married (or at what age did you get married)? I was 19 when I got married.

148. Austin Powers one, two or three? One.

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? Ladder 49

150. What is your quest? To be a good mother.

151. What are louder and more annoying…200 adults talking in a restaurant or one four-year-old screaming? 200 adults

152. Why do you think ships disappear into the Bermuda triangle? Who knows?

153. Who are you jealous of and what do they have that you don’t? Oprah. I am sitting here watching the Insider and you should see the size of her wardrobe.

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? With a little hand on my face and a big toothless grin.

155. Have you ever had a moment where you felt everything was all right with the world? Yes.

156. What does it mean when a person is deep? Are you deep? They feel and express their feelings truly. I am occasionally. I don’t like to hurt though, so I keep much inside.

157. What do

es it mean when a person is spiritual? Are you spiritual? I’m not sure. Maybe they are close to whatever form of God they believe in. Maybe they are just gentler people. No, I do not believe I am spiritual.

158. Do you consider human beings to be animals? Yes.

What makes us different from animals? Self-consciousness???

159. If a robot existed that could somehow think and feel emotions would there be anything left that separated it from being ‘human’ and should it have all the rights and privileges human beings do? Sorry, not in the mood for a philosophical debate.

160. In your experience, are people getting more sensitive and touchy? No

161. Would you still love and stay with your man or woman if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? Yes.

162. Fate or free will? Both

163. Who is the most important person in your life and what makes that person so special? Brandi Cathlene. She is my daughter. My flesh and blood and my true love.

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? Change.

165. Are you afraid of change? A little, but it will happen anyway. There is nothing to stop it.

166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? Nocturnal.

167. What do you think of the TV show Joe Millionaire? Would you go on that show? Crap. Hell no.

168. Would you rather be a corporate success or a stay at home parent? SAHM

169. What is the coolest job you ever had? Being a mom.

170. Does slavery still exist in the world today? Probably.

171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/actress? No.

172. If you had the power to make one person at your school or job do anything you want them to for a whole day who would, you pick and what would they do? I would make Mike give me all his money. J

173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like? I’m Scorpio. I am passionate and fiery. I am stubborn and faithful. It takes much to be close to me and once you are a friend, you are a friend for life. That is unless you cross me.

174. Were you scared by the Blair Witch project? Never seen it, never will.

175. If your high school science teacher gave you, a map to do that you didn’t want to do would you fold it into a paper hat? Huh?

176. Do you believe there is something strange going on with the freemasons? Who?

177. Do you like everything to be in wide screen? Only at the theater.

178. Are you a fan of any comic books? Nope

179. Do you collect something? Beanie Babies, but only the bears.

180. Do you usually smell good? Yes.

181. What minor inconvenience annoys you the most (like watermelon seeds)? Fleas

182. Where did your parents tell you babies come from when you were little? The stork.

183. You are taking a 5,000-question survey. Are you nuts? Must be, but I am doing it slowly.

184. What is the best cheesy 80’s song? Tainted Love

185. What is the best date movie? Love Actually

186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? Back.

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? No

188. What was the biggest thing you got in trouble for as a kid? Smoking

189. Candles or strobe lights? Candles

190. Do you sing along with the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? No.

191. What besides money can make you extremely happy? Sex, chocolate?

192. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? Money, why the hell not?

193. What commercial made you really want to buy something? I want ice cream when I see a Baskin Robbins commercial.

194. Have you ever made a snow-something-else (not a man or woman)? Snowball!

195. If someone wanted to understand you what book should they read that would help them? ???

196. When was the last time someone called you crazy and why? Not sure.

197. Are you a space cadet? No

198. Are you magically delicious? No

199. If you could wish for one object (nothing alive, no money) that were the size of your computer monitor what would you wish? A new monitor?

200. Have you ever heard the saying ‘if wishes were horses beggars would ride’? Have you ever used it? No and no.