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Day Zero Project

What I wanted to post on Facebook but didn’t:
Being upset that no one wants a front row to your internet-groping is futile. There’s something called “temperance” that you might want to look into. Not only is internet PDA in poor taste, lacking class, and ultimately disgusting, but it is super inconsiderate to your single friends. Adding salt to the wound, much? Moreover, internet PDA is just a way for you to show off. If this wasn’t the case, then why on Earth you would feel the need to post your inner-most feelings/cutesy pet names in such a public, self-congratulatory way? Furthermore, people are not “jealous” of your “happiness”.  I’m sick and SUPER tired of this crappy quotation, which I’m confident was only written to make you feel self-important. Idealism is great and all, but it falls quickly to pieces when unchecked by realism. Speaking of realism: you’ve been dating for what, five minutes? Calm down. Talk to me in five years and we’ll see if your relationship is truly the cat’s ass.