Another Survey

This time stolen from the Mayor.  😉

1. If you clearly see somebody drop a 50 dollar bill on the street, do you pick it up and keep it or be generous and tell them?

Absolutely pick it up and give it back to them!  I don’t consider that being generous either, I consider it the only thing to do.  Karma is a real bitch, especially in my life.

2. A homeless man asks for a dollar to get something to eat. Do you give him the money?

I give money to people who ask all the time, so yes.  If I have an extra buck or two, whatever…not my business what you really do with it.

3. You see a woman getting slapped around by her upset boyfriend. Do you intervene, call the police, or just walk the other direction?

I have intervened in this type of scenerio before.  I drove by it happening on a street corner in Florida.  I know it’s not the brightest thing in the world to do, but coming from an abusive background there’s no way I cannot involve myself if I see something like that occuring.  If I ever read or saw she got killed or seriously hurt?  That would be on my conscious for the rest of my life.  I already have enough shit weighing me down.

4. There’s a couple having sex in their car. Do you ignore it, stand around to make them uncomfortable, or create a scene?

I ignore it…after all, I’ve done it plenty of times with Chris.

5. A tailgater gets behind you. Do you slow down to make them more upset, pull over to let them pass, or give them the finger and begin road raging?

If it happens on a highway, I usually move to the right and let the asshole pass.  If it’s in stop and go traffic?  I usually start by giving them the evil eye in the rearview mirror.  If that doesn’t work?  I drive slower and tap my breaks.  If that doesn’t work?  Once we get moving again?  I admit, this is terrible, but I do the what I’ve termed the "Flying Abe", which is?  I open my sunroof and without them being able to see?  I toss a penny out the window so it hits their car.  They usually get the hint and back the fuck off then.

6. A restaurant manager is being rude to their employees. Do you say something to the manager or let it go?

I say something directly to the manager if it’s really bad.  Otherwise? I wait and call the restaurant and report him to the district manager.  Hahahahaha!!!  I really am a bitch like that! 

7. Somebody pulls up next to you with loud rap music coming out of their car. Do you ignore it or give them dirty looks?

Roll my window up if it’s really bad but mostly I ignore it.

8. Somebody behind you keeps talking during the movie in the theater. Create a scene or just deal with it?

I firmly ask them nicely to please be a little more quiet.  If they keep it up?  I then tell them I didn’t pay to hear them yapping.  If it really continues I will go get an usher.

9. You find an ATM card at the ATM machine that the last person left behind. Turn it in or try getting money out of the machine with it?

TURN IT IN! Again, karma is a bitch!

10. You get car jacked. Give up the car, speed off, or fight them?

Depends on whether they have a weapon or not.  No weapon?  I am fighting for my car…weapon, "here ya go".  Truthfully?  My excessively high car payment is what caused me to lose the house I was trying to buy, so at times I WISH someone would car jack me, steal it or whatever…I have gap insurance. 

11. Your friend throws up in your brand new car. Flip out or deal with it in the morning?

I did this…after a night of hard drinking at Pleasure Island…in Brian’s car…he was rip shit mad at me and rightfully so.  Any way, if it happened to me, I’d clean it right away because let me tell you, from that experience??  Do NOT leave it to do in the morning.  Then I’d tell my friend no more drinking in my car!

12. Somebody cuts you off to steal a parking spot you wanted. How do you react?

I’d totally bitch them out…I’d drive up behind them and not let them leave the spot and bitch them out.   

13. You accidentally come across a family member’s diary. Leave it or read it?

I’d leave it.

14. After dating somebody for exactly a month, you see their car parked in a strange location in front of somebody’s house. Do you stop and investigate, call the person, or just keep on driving?

Keep on driving and mention casually I saw their car the other night and leave it at that. 

15. You and your buddy walk into a club because it’s free drinks all night. However, the entire crowd is the opposite race of you two and the music is totally opposite of what you two like. Do you stay and mingle or leave?

LOL! Stay and mingle and have a great time!  I’ve done this, many times…but the crowd was gay and I was just about the only hetero there! 

16. You stop at a light and notice a cat or dog hurt badly, but dying quickly. Helpthe animal or leave it?

HELP THE ANIMAL!

17. An underage kid asks you to sneak some cigarettes out of the store for them. Do you buy the cigarettes for them or tell them to get lost?

I tell him NO! 

18. You’ve been dating somebody for a month but you FINALLY got the opportunity to sleep with somebody who you dreamt about sleeping with for years. Would you go for it?

No…I wouldn’t…just not me.  I cannot have sex with someone I do not have real feelings for.

19. If you saw a hitchhiker walking with a small child, would you pick them up?

Ay yi yi…yeah, I probably would.  I know, I know…if Chris found out he’d kick my ass.  

20. If you went on a blind date with somebody and they were physically not your type AT ALL, do you be nice and continue with the date or make up a story so you can go back home?

Be nice and continue the date…you never know.  Looks are NOT everything.  I go by the person and not their appearance any way.