September 25, 2012

Sex survey + general update.

♥ So, quick update on life things.. I just applied for a child care job in Ottawa that pays $21/hr and is FULL TIME with benefits. I hope I hear something because this part time, make your own hours, drive fro point A to B to C back to A back to C however many times a week is bull shit. Yes, I’m making $20/hr now, but it’s not worth it.

♥ I am SO excited to see Ed again next Monday/Tuesday. We are in such a strange place.. I’m hesitant to call it a relationship- but I suppose it’s some kind of..something. I don’t even know. All I know is that we text each other ALL the time, he is eager to find out more about me (and me about him) and our conversations usually leave me feeling SO good about myself and life and him and..ugh. everything. He told me he missed my face the other day, which was strange and yet somehow quite lovely. He also tells me regularly how "incredibly sexy" I am- and not just because we’re having sex and you know.. all the typical reasons someone thinks your sexy- but because of other things. I’m not explaining it very well, but like the other day he made a comment about my nails and toes and whatever. It was just nice.

♥ I am currently OBSESSED with a musician named Ed Sheeran (pure coincidence on the name part, I swear). I bought a few songs and liked them so I ended up buying the whole album and then songs from another album. I just fucking LOVE his music so much. If you’re interested, check out songs like "Lego House" and "Kiss Me" and "Give Me Love" and "Fall" … and I could keep going.

Now, on to the survey!

Have you ever had a threesome? Yes. MFF

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Of course! Come on now..

What is the most number of times that you have had sex in a day? Oh man.. like.. 3?

Are you a member of the mile high club (had sex on an airplane)? Nope.

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"Times New Roman";color:#454545;mso-fareast-language:EN-CA”>How much younger than you was your youngest lover? I think only a year.

Have you ever had sex at your place of work? No. Just No.

How much older than you was your oldest lover? I’m fairly certain Ed is the oldest. I think he’s 34- so 5 years.

Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Uh, no.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? 19

Have you ever done a 69? Oh yes, of course.

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or

girlfriend? No.

Have you ever given a rim job (licked a lover’s anus)? Given- NO. Received… yes.

Have you ever knowingly had sex with someone who had an STD? No.

Have you ever done something sexual that you felt guilty about later? I was going to say no, then I remembered Alex.

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yeah, pretty sure I have. Not lately though 😉 No need.

Have you ever been a swinger or swapped partners? No.

Have you ever received money or favors in exchange for a sex act? I wish. LOL

Have you ever had sex while on marijuana? No.

Have you ever had sex while on cocaine? No.

Have you ever had sex while on LSD? No. That could have all been wrapped up in one question.

Have you ever had sex while someone was watching? Yes 😉

Have you had sex in a pool or hot tub?