Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. *

Dear Diary;

That’s what it’s all about. $10 says that song will now be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

I had to bath Molly last night, which was not fun. She rolled in horse sh!t and was covered in it. YUCK! She stunk so bad we had to put her food dish outside for her to eat supper. I grabbed some latex gloves, a bucket of warm water and some tea tree oil shampoo and then filled her little doggy pool up with the tap and tried to get her to get in. That wasn’t happening, of course. She wouldn’t even come near me! I eventually had to grab her and put her in the pool and hold her with one hand while I tried to clean her with the other. The water was a disgusting yellow-green colour before I was even half way done! Ugh.. my gloves were stained yellow too.

I did eventually get her cleaned off enough to come inside, but I took her for a walk to let her dry off completely first.

She’s still kind of stinky. Yuck.

I’m off to get my licence renewed.

*edit

Yup.. I’m pretty sure my new licence picture will be a hot mess. I blinked / looked away / turned my head.