List-ening
Stolen survey hell, regular entry is the one before this.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? One’s open and one’s not, they’re sliding doors. I never really think about it.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Nah, they’re too small and I’m always afraid they’ll notice and charge me.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Out, I guess. I just have the comforter-thingy and the super-requisite sheet that’s tucked into the bed, not the other one that goes on top of it, or something.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Well, kind of…we took a stop sign once and put it on Jared’s porch, but it was the whole sign, pole and cement base and all. Thing was hella heavy.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? No. I did when I worked at JC Penney but that was about it.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Nah, I just forget about them in general, no cutting.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Probably bees, they are smaller and can die easier. Oh, and they don’t have GIANT TEETH AND CLAWS.
8: Do you have freckles? Nope.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? No, I make weird faces on purpose. There are relatively few pictures of me compared to my friends, I’m rarely the subject, usually the picture-taker.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? People being flakier than buttermilk biscuits.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Nope.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Heck yeah!
13: What about pooped in the woods? Don’t think so, I would remember something that unmemorable.
14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? Word.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? Gross, no.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? -55. Or, none.
17: What size is your bed? Queen.
18: What is your Song of the week? I actually don’t have one for once, I’ve been listening to video game music and instrumental stuff this week.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Not really, I barely qualify as an anime fan.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? I dislike most of them. Probably anything with more than three sequels, generic somewhat family-oriented computer-generated animated comedies, anything with Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson that isn’t Tropic Thunder, etc.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Probably in the field near the apt. complex. What if I move? Can’t put it too far away or I’ll forget.
23: What do you drink with dinner? Water, occasionally milk.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Ranch, duh.
25: What is your favorite food? Burgers. I have a second stomach for burgers.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Hot Fuzz, Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, etc.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Nichole, like eight months ago. Gawd, I need to get out more.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Definitely not.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Nah, but I don’t think I have to worry about the possibility regardless.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Years ago, I used to write Sharon letters when we first started talking, even though we also talked on here and on AIM. It’s an interesting novelty, and getting a letter in the mail is always pretty cool.
31: Can you change the oil on a car? Not really. I should learn.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope, I’m not that foolish. Most of my friends have.
33: Ever run out of gas? Once, on a hangout date-ish thing, which was hilariously un-awesome.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Anything with burger, cheese, and mushrooms.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Some sort of awesome omlette.
36: What is your usual bedtime? 10-11.
37: Are you lazy? Frequently.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Darth Vader, uh…I don’t remember what else. I stopped for some reason in middle school. Then I thought it was too late each year afterward to go back to it, but it never was.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Uh…*looks* Rabbit. Hmm, most of this seems accurate, or at least accurate of how I was when I was younger…too bad it’s a bunch of BS. Apparently I’m a Fire Rabbit because I was born in 1987? "Prone to tantrums, Fire Rabbits prefer to avoid conflict." Tantrums? No, avoiding conflict, yes.
40: How many languages can you speak? One, working on two, hoping for three eventually.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos.
43: Are you stubborn? Not really
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? I used to think Leno, but he douched over Conan, so I guess Letterman, though he’s not very funny.
45: Ever watch soap operas? No.
46: Are you afraid of heights? Yes.
47: Do you sing in the car? When I have one that works, yes.
48: Do you sing in the shower? No.
49: Do you dance in the car? Only with friends or to try and harass other car-folkthrough the window.
50: Ever used a gun? Only a couple times at a shooting range.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Back in high school, ugh.Or perhaps when I was in the background as a helper person at one of the roller derby bouts, maybe.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yeah. I don’t really like them.
53: Is Christmas stressful? It used to bum me out for various reasons, but now it’s just another day.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? What the hell is a pierogi…oh, those potato things. Yeah, they are sub-par.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Chocolate?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Video game designer.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? Not really, but I don’t not-believe in them. I know, that’s a cop out answer, just like being an agnostic. I’m not sure with these things, I’d have to have evidence first, yo.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Somewhat frequently, too frequently to be comforting. It’s always concerning something boring and unimportant.
59: Take a vitamin daily? If I remember to. I need to get more Vitamin D capsules.
60: Wear slippers? No. I should get some.
61: Wear a bath robe? Not since I was a kid.
62: What do you wear to bed? Boxers that rox0rz
63: First concert? Aerosmith & Cheap Trick
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target
65: Nike or Adidas? Nike
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No.
69: Ever take dance lessons? Nope
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Not in particular, they can do whatever they want as long as it doesn’t involve contracting sexual diseases, causing the mob to come after us, or helping to spawn a zombie apocalypse.
71: Can you curl your tongue? Nope
72: Ever won a spelling bee? No, but I was always the best at it in grade school, in my class anyway.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Don’t believe so, but I could be wrong.
74: Own any record albums? No.
75: Own a record player? Nope.
76: Regularly burn incense? No.
77: Ever been in love? At the time, sure. In retrospect, it’s hard to say if I was. The feeling is alien and I can’t relate to it either way.
78: Who would you like to see in concert? Metallica or the old lineup of Guns N’ Roses.
79: What was the last concert you saw? Blink 182 Ha, I didn’t even have to change the answer.
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Neither, yuck.
81: Tea or coffee? Coffee.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? What do you mean, like, sugar itself, or cookies? I guess sugar?
83: Can you swim well? I’m okay at it. I hate getting water in my eyes though so that impairs me somewhat.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Sure. Is holding your nose supposed to be requisite?
85: Are you patient? Almost always.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? Why not both?
87: Ever won a contest? I feel like I’ve won something at some point, but I can’t remember…maybe I haven’t.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? Nope
89: Which are better black or green olives? Both are better off not existing.
90: Can you knit or crochet? Nope.
91: Best room for a fireplace? The bathroom?
92: Do you want to get married? I used to really want to. Now, I guess I would want to, but it’s something I never think about. Even the thought of finding someone to have a decent relationship with seems far-fetched and inconceivable, so if I ever get to that point, then I’ll worry about the thought of marriage.
93: If married, how long have you been married? N/A
94: Who was your HS crush? There wasn’t really one person in particular, just random ones here and there that I never tried to follow up on.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Only when I was a kid and really wanted to rent a game, haha.
96: Do you have kids? No, thank god.
97: Do you want kids? Maybe when I’m 30.
98: Whats your favorite color? Dark purple
99: Do you miss anyone right now? I guess I’d have to say no. Maybe my brother? No one ends up close enough to warrant being missed if they weren’t there.
Ok, Aerosmith/Cheap Trick? How did I not know this about you!? “generic somewhat family-oriented computer-generated animated comedies”: hope that doesn’t include DisneyPixar because you’d seriously be missing out! 😉 Pretty sure I have a 2nd stomach for burgers too And not sure chocolate is a fruit, sir. Plus a couple of these answers totally made me laugh out loud, so that was nice. Stealing it!
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