Well, It’s Been a While, So Why Not?

Stolen from DeadManKai.

LAYER ONE
— Name: Mary
— Birthplace: On an Island
— Current Location: By a lake slightly further up the Island.
— Eye Color: Brown
— Hair Color: Blondish Brownish
— Height: 5′
— Righty or Lefty: Righty
— Zodiac Sign: Scorpiorpiorpiogirl

LAYER TWO
— Your heritage: Mostly Irish with a little Egyptian.
— The shoes you wore today: Have only been up for half an hour, so have yet to wear shoes.
— Your weakness: Chocolate.
— Your fears: Large boats, talking to cute girls.
— Your perfect pizza: Triple cheese with barbecue sauce.
— Goal you’d like to achieve: Get off this island.

LAYER THREE
— Your most overused phrase on Messenger: “lol”, obviously.
— Your thoughts first waking up: Why am I getting up today?
— Your best physical feature: My fulsome bosom.
— Your bedtime: When I’m tired.
— Your most missed memory: Hanging out with Frangipani.

LAYER FOUR
— Pepsi or Coke: Huh. No.
— McDonald’s or Burger King: Oh, OK, BK does a damned fine veggie burger!
— Single or group dates: Single, elsewise I’ll probably let everyone else do that talking and not in fact speak to the cute girl sitting next to me.
— Adidas or Nike: For fuck’s sake.
— Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, really, but especially not Nestea cos Nestle are evil and kill babies.
— Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, obviously.
— Cappuccino or coffee: Latte.

LAYER FIVE
— Smoke: Not as a rule.
— Cuss: I told a dog to “shut up” the other day, and Mare was amazed cos I SWORE. No, I didn’t know “shut up” was swearing, either, but Mare’s shockedness means that I don’t swear much, I guess (and I thought I did).
— Sing: I’m singing at this moment.
— Take a shower everyday: Yes.
— Have a crush(es): Uh, well, yeah.
— Do you think you’ve been in love: well, no. Well, maybe.
— Want to go to college: Been and done.
— Like high school: No, it was an evil, evil place.
— Want to get married: Hahahahahaha! I’ve done that, anyway, and I probably won’t be doing it again in a hurry.
— Believe in yourself: Well, I seem to be sitting here.
— Get motion sickness: Little bit.
— Think you’re attractive: Absolutely.
— Think you’re a health freak: Not unless chocolate has suddenly been discovered to be healthy.
— Get along with your parents: When they’re at a distance.
— Like thunderstorms: Love ’em.
— Play an instrument: Well, I can strum a few chords on a guitar.

LAYER SIX :
In the past month have you:
— Drank alcohol: Yeah, waaaaaaay too much.
— Smoked: No.
— Done a drug: Only a little.
— Had Sex: No *sigh*.
—Made Out: No *sigh*.
— Gone on a date: No *sigh*.
— Gone to the mall?: lol! Such as it is here (Slogan for the local mall: “Ten shops under one roof!” ooohh…)
— Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No. But I have eaten an entire packet of tim-tams.
— Eaten sushi: I don’t think so.
— Been on stage: No.
— Gone skating: No, but it sounds fun! Maybe I should.
— Made homemade cookies: yeah, uh, no.
— Gone skinny dipping: no.
— Dyed your hair: No.
— Stolen anything: No.
(So many noes. I feel so boring suddenly!)

LAYER SEVEN:
Ever..
— Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yeah.
— If so, was it mixed company: once or twice.
— Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah.
— Been caught “doing something”: I don’t know what this “something” is! But probably, yes.
— Been called a tease: Yeah.
— Gotten beaten up: Only in primary school.
— Shoplifted: No, but I did nearly get arrested for shoplifting (having not in fact done so).
— Changed who you were to fit in: what would be the point of that?

LAYER EIGHT
— Age you hope to be married: No.
— Numbers and Names of Children: Two – Xeva and Rhianna.
— Describe your dream wedding: Well, Angelina Jolie would be by mmy side in a lovely pink taffeta dress, our attendants would by well-trained bunnies and the London Philharmonic would play walzes on large salamis. In other words, it ain’t gonna happen.
— How do you want to die: Peacefully, after a lengthy and fulfilling life.
— Where you want to go to college: I’ve already done it!
— What do you want to be when you grow up: Taller.
— What country would you most like to visit: Mexico, so I could drink tequila in its own habitat.

LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl. (my note: I’m gonna answer this as the ideals, but it should be noted that I don’t care at all!)
— Best eye color? Green.
— Best hair color? Red.
— Short or long hair: Long.
— Height: A little bit taller.
— Best weight: whatever.
— Best articles of clothing: something unique to the individual.
— Best first date location: Rio de Janeiro.
— Best first kiss location: The beach with the moon and the waves.

LAYER TEN
— Number of drugs taken illegally: Well, I haven’t exactly kept a tally (remember kids, hugs not drugs!).
— Number of people I could trust with my life: Six or seven.
— Number of CDs that I own: Waaaaay too many. About 140.
— Number of piercings: 2 – one in each ear.
— Number of tattoos: 0
— Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A few, but only for good things.
— Number of scars on my body: Lots, but nothing too big and ferocious looking.
— Number of things in my past that I regret: Sometimes heaps, sometimes none. It depends on my mood.