Parker Weighs In

I told Parker I was setting the alarm for 7 as I slipped into bed.  Then I happened to notice my hairy legs – my lost-in-the-desert-without-a-razor-for-months-hairy legs. Parker, with a look of horror, was also noticing them.

I said, “I’ll shave them in  the morning.”

He said, “Better set the alarm for 6:30.”