DAY 09

Day 09- Something you’re proud of in the past few days

I am definitely proud of myself for killing that big fly in my kitchen this morning.  I was mid-through straightening out my hair, so the top of my hair was still up. I went into the kitchen to refill my cup with more coffee, and I see this little dot flying around. I ran to the room to get my glasses because I was thinking this was a ladybug, but when I got a good look at it, I saw it was a huge fly! I chased it around the kitchen like a mad cave woman , jumping up and down, running back and forth, swatting  at it with the first kitchen towel in sight. I did not want it going anywhere but DOWN!!!  I finally got it in a corner, and killed it with the broom. I broke a sweat, and broke a couple things, (Old refrigerator magnets, no biggie) but I got it!  I would like to see anyone else attempt to mess with me in my kitchen!!! 

Had I not been the bad ass I am today, I would have probably felt sorry for it, and let it be, hoping it would die within the next few days so I wouldn’t have to kill it.

Not anymore. I am a big girl now!

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Last night I was just randomly thinking about something I read the other day that went something along these lines, "When you’re feeling like a failure, just stop to think that you were once, the fastest little sperm who beat millions of others to the egg."
I thought it was so disgusting! Who would think of that? 
But you know… I always enter drawings like, "I’m not going to win because I never win anything." I have never won anything, I feel like I have the worst luck, I could never win a race, I have no special talents…
But out of a million plus sperms, I was the fastest one and beat them all down!!!

Can you believe that? This actually made me feel LUCKY and like a winner.

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Last night, my mother in law asked Lo to ask me if I could give her the recipe for my Penne Pasta with Awesome sauce. I can’t believe my mother in law is asking ME for recipes. That’s like the teacher asking one of her kindergarten students to teach her to do something… I am so flattered, and excited to show her because that sauce really IS awesome! I could not wait to try it, then I could not wait to eat it. When we had leftovers, I could not wait to re-heat them and eat them. My husband ate it and said "It’s ok." When I took my mother in law a plate, she said, "That was SO GOOD! How did you make it? What did you put in it?"

Today is Friday, I was the fastest sperm, and I am an appreciated chef-master of the kitchen (who will kick some ass if you dare come in un-announced)!

I feel like the king of the world