Bad Habbits

BAD HABBITS TO BREAK BEFORE HAVING KIDS:

1. Leaving the door open at home when I use the restroom.
2. Holding my pee til I have to do the Pee Pee Dance.
3. Speaking English at home. (My kids are going to be very MEXICAN looking so they better atleast SPEAK Spanish)
4. Using tons and tons of toilet paper to ‘wipe’. (LOL! When we first got married, Lo was like, "Umm.. You sure go through alot of toilet paper…"

BAD HABBITS LO NEEDS TO BREAK BEFORE WE HAVE KIDS:

1. Grabbing my ass ALL the time at home. Especially when I’m cooking, or when I’m fresh out of the shower.
2. … Uhhh   I’m sure there’s more. *Don’t you hate when somebody lists all these negative things about YOU, and you can’t think of a single thing to say back to them? 
 

_______________________ON ANOTHER NOTE:____________________________________________________________

This has GOT to be the last week that I sabotage my calorie counting!
I REALLY need to be a size 6 for  my wedding this summer!

I got really depressed this Sunday when I stepped on the scale and saw 144 lbs again.

Apparently I lost 3 lbs and gained them right back?

See this is why I just want to quit dieting and this is why I have these eating binges.

I practically starved myself for a whole week and I GAINED weight?! 

It’s my fault. I always make excuses.

"I’ll start my diet once I get a food scale."
"I’ll start eating healthier when I get my new grill pan."
"I’ll start my diet on New Year’s Day."
"I’ll start my diet on Monday." 
"I’ll start my diet when I get a more reliable scale."
"I’m losing weight already, so I’ll have a cheat meal on the weekends."
"My diet is going good, I’ll go ahead and have a whole cheat day on the weekend."
"I’m doing really good on my diet, so I’ll just stop counting calories on the weekends."
"I’m not losing weight by dieting, so I’ll just eat whatever I want til I figure out how to lose the weight."
This has to stop.

How did I get here?