BAD DAY
Well it turns out I am not the only one having a bad day. 
Ahhhh where to begin? Oh yes, from the beginning… 
I bought a box of 3 pairs like a month ago but they were too light and made my legs look like ghost’s legs.
(Do ghosts have legs?) 
For some odd strange reason, I put the rest of them in my drawer even though I knew I would never ever wear that shade of pantyhose ever again. It’s not really for some odd strange reason, I am a hoarder… Thats why I did it!
Anyway they were not working so I went to the "WAL-MALL" and bought two individual packages in two different colors. (Have you seen their selection of pantyhose? I’m like, "I just want some pantyhose, man!"
So the first pair I wore last week because we had court and they were just fine.
A little tight, but aren’t they supposed to be?Took them off, put them in the dirty clothes basket, ready to be rewashed and reworn.
I wore the second pair Tuesday, they ripped while at work and I fixed them at lunch (Thanks to novelas, I know how to fix them) so I would be able to wear them atleast that day, and chunked them in the trash once I got home.
So last night before going to bed, I’m looking for my good pair, and I realized they are still waiting to be washed. So I hurry up and grab as many "LIGHTS" as I can to throw in a load and I decide I better make sure this pair isn’t ripped, and I’m not doing all my last minute running around for nothing.
Ahhh well yes, they indeed do show a small rip. I could not promise myself the rip wasn’t going to grow while they were being thrown around in the washer-dryer so I said, "I will just wake up early tomorrow and go get a pair before work.
(Remember, I live in Smalltown, TX- we don’t have a 24 hour Wal Mart here.) Rumor has it they are about to build one pretty soon… But that rumor has been going around for 8 or so years…
I did indeed wake up early and I have the proof to show I did:
*EXHIBIT A- You can go into my room and see my alarm clock for 6:30. (That’s early for me, work is only 3 minutes from my house.)
*EXHIBIT B- My hair is EXTREMELY straight today, meaning I got up early so I could take my time with it.
*EXHIBIT C- There are no traces of the Toaster Strudel I had for breakfast this morning. (I always pop one in and don’t have time to eat it all because I wake up late every day) Plus, I am always in a hurry heading out I dont have time to throw it away, it just stays on the little stand until I come home for lunch later.
Okay if you don’t believe that I woke up early this morning you are one skeptical bizznatch.
Anyway- At 7:30am I was ready and put on some flip flops, grabbed my purse, felt the purse pocket to make sure my keys were in there, locked the door and shut it. I did not even get to the car when I realized I don’t keep my car keys in my purse, I lay them on the table when I get home.
I prayed I accidentally put them in my purse last night, shut my eyes, reached and grabbed the keys out of my purse and looked at them and they were my work keys.
No phone, no house key, no car keys.
I got a little happy, I remembered Lo got in one time by opening the window next to the bed in our bedroom. I pulled the screen out, (I KNOW, ME!) and I pushed that window up as hard as I could.
NOTHING.
Then I looked up at it, and they were locked. I remember I yelled at him after he did that and asked him to lock that window immediately so nobody could break in.
I looked up at the window for about 15 minutes.
Then I got a little bit happy… I would drive to work and call Lo from there!
Wait, no keys.
This was early, I waited in the car for about 10 more minutes and hoped Lo would pass by the house before he left.
I hoped a neighbor would come out so I could ask them to use their phone.
Or that it wasnt so early so I could just walk over and knock on their door.
I decided I needed to act soon before Lo left out of town. I finally decided I would walk over to Brookshires a couple of blocks down so I could use a pay phone or their phone to call him. I stood infront of the house for about 4 minutes, watching everyone pass by. I wished Lo’s aunt or cousin would pass by and see me standing out there so I could use their cell phone, and then I remembered they only live like 3 blocks away. Then I headed to their house.
I finally got there, and I was so happy to see his uncle outside. I asked him if I could use the phone and he said to come on in, his wife was inside. I was so happy to see his aunt, she was more beautiful than ever!
She let me use her cell phone and I finally called LO.
So I ended up wearing the ugly ghostly pantyhose to work… because I was already 30 minutes late.
But I finally got here! And now I am finally out of here!