Just don’t feel it duh

“I mean you have to have some emotional intelligence.”

WELL DUH, DAD.

Duuuuh

Thank you very much. Because of your advice I magically decided to have some emotional intelligence, so nothing hurts anymore, all of a sudden I don’t care about what anyone thinks of me, I can’t cry anymore so I will donate my lacrymal glands to Hollywood, I am unable to feel guilt or resentment, and I am now in perfect alignment with the cosmos.

It was sooooo easy.

Thank you dad.