Everyone and their mother is doing this survey
1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
a” on the left, both sides of (1.3.2) by a’ on the right, and subtract, we… “, Modern Quantum Mechanics, J. J. Sakurai
2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? The other chair near my desk
3) What is the last thing you watched on TV? The NCAA championship game on Monday.
4) WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is. 10:25 AM
5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10:35
6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? A random Salem Hill song I downloaded
7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was outside before 9 AM walking into school.
8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Some news on Yahoo about Iraq.
9) What are you wearing? Brown shoes, black jeans, socks and underwear, a navy blue AAPT T-shirt, and a scowl.
10) Did you dream last night? If I did, I didn’t remember.
11) When did you last laugh? Sometime while helping a coworker with tutorial, he was relating some story about his new baby and I gave it a chuckle. Not the best laugh in the world, but it’s the best I can do this early in the day.
12) What is on the walls of the room you are in? Six graded NCAA tournament brackets, two blackboards full of crap, posters of Einstein, a galaxy, the earth, and Kubrick movies, ugly tile things with pennies stuck in them.
13) Seen anything weird lately? A flash movie of an easter bunny singing to the tune of “Rapper’s Delight.”
14) Last movie you saw? “Kill Bill Vol. 1”
15) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A new place to store all the musical crap I’m about to buy.
16) Tell me something about you that I don’t know. (I told at least ZW this, but anyway…) My elementary school was the first to win the “Nickelodeon takes over your school contest.” A first grader won it, I was in 5th grade and didn’t have cable. They set up a dry Double Dare obstacle course in our cafeteria, slimed our teachers, and I met Marc Summers and Mr. Wizard. We also got a concert by the New Kids On The Block. This was before they were really big, I think.
17) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make a law saying people had to agree with me on everything. (kidding, Z)
18) Do you like to dance? Not really, and alcohol doesn’t help. If the right girl wants to, though…
19) George Bush: I didn’t support him in 2000, and I still don’t support him. He’s proof that the president has less control than most voters believe.
20) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? I am far enough away from kids that I don’t think about it.
21) Same question for a boy. Jehosephat.
Baaaaaa. Iwilllnottakethissurvey. Nice name for the boy, btw. An the nick taking over your school thing was just… Marc Summers is creepy.
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RYN: I fully support any name that will result in severe psychological scarring for your child. Do it! Do it! Do it! Now just just gotta knock up some dumb college girl.
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