Part Thirty Two

1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke? oh god, i love karaoke. i’ll sing anything, but mals rendition of bills bills bills is priceless

1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day? very rarely

1553. Could you survive without:

Electricity: no
Heat: yes
Air conditioning: yes
TV: yes
Radio: no
A car: yes

1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head? most likely i will for hannah

1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now? i will talk on the telephone

1556. What age would you want to stay forever? 24

1557. What is the softest part of your body? my back or face

1558. What would make your day if it happened right now? if i woke up in america

1559. What are you thinking about? how i crossed the line witha friend last night, sigh

1560. Are you on:

Drugs: no
The road to nowhere: no
The crazy train: no

1561. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs? depends on the circumstance

1562. What is gone that will never come back? my sisters freshman and sophomore year

1563. What’s your biggest turn on? being touched

1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator? nope

1565. Are you spiritually dead? no

1566. What’s your favorite care bear? fuck the care bears, what a terrible creation

1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon? no idea

1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car? no

1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band? damn, you found me out

1570. If you aren’t an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is? that guy

1571. How many private entries do you have? 0

1572. Are you clumsy? just ill-fated

1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery? scalpel please

1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery? nope, not willing to risk it

1575. What is the most expensive thing you own? my car

1576. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’? jail…no my phone lol

1577. Have you ever had goat’s milk? nope

1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life? not really

1579. If there was a ‘penny per page’ internet tax would you pay it? FUCK NO

1580. Do you treat your pets like family members? yes

1581. Have you ever eaten tofu? yes

1582. Do you believe that the ‘war on drugs’ is effective? no

1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)? glo-friends

1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you? just the reader passwords

1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes? yes

1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary? yes, but backed out

1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+? i am an od+’er

1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills? no

1589. Who do you know that acts phony? no one i associate with

1590. Do you like American Pie? not really, lame toilet humor

1591. What is the last law you broke? i sped

1592. Have you ever run away from home? yes

1593. Have you had a good feeling today? not really

1594. What was it? there was no good feeling, just exhaustion

1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow? yes

1596. If yes, how much per tooth? a dollar.

1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts? yes

1598. Have you ever tried out for something? yes

1599. Did you make it? for somethings, i’ve tried out for many

1600. What’s your favorite lullaby? i hate baby songs