Part Thirty Seven

1801. How many smurfs can you name?smurfette and doc

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book? planner

Would you be lost without it? yes

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had? biting my nails

1804. Where do snowflakes come from? clouds

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute: you to brutus?

Congito ergo sum: no idea.

1806. You’re writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?): guy

is about to kiss (who): me

Just then they get interrupted by (what): gun shots

and somebody screams, (what):ouch

but it is too late. Fortunately (who): the shooter

walks by and does something (what): give the victim cpr
and they all live (how): in an episode of csi

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to? Dr. Dre

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004? funny how we got aid to tsunami victims quicker than katrina victims

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance? none

1810. Write any random sentence here: this is a waste of a question

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer? nope

1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it? 112

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call? alexia

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
THAT FUCKING SUCKED! I just posted this whole survey again, lol

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?never seen it

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?yes

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends? because you need common ground

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music? no bass, but i like to blast

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others? sometimes

1820. What keeps you from being happy? nothing

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)? not to let him go

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance: i hate these questions

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’? unless i was using a similie in my sentance

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? no thank you

1825. Say something nice about:

yourself: i am fun

me: you are boring

your dad: he’s so funny

your mom: we are better

the one you love: hmmm

1826. Questions from random movies:

Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly? stupid

You know what people are liking at night? what?

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in? inside man

1828. What websites are addictive to you? myspace, opendiary, facebook.

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to? no one

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey? no one

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name? probably 5

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth? the truth which is that i am fucking brilliant

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card? yes

1834. Who do you never want to end up like? a homeless person

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of? hmm

1836. How many years old is your diary? 5

1837. How could today get any worse? it was a good day

1838. What will you never ever do again? some certain boys

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you? that someone i loved was dead

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants? sure, for a costume

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out? my tattoo design

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street? you are nasty!

1843. What are you dependant on? chapstick

1844. What do you look forward to each day? my friend, email

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings? my opinion is a little morbid

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? yes

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up? i don’t listen to break up songs. thats stupid

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to? matchbox 20

1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else? yes

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of? ouch, neither