Part Thirty Eight

 

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion? oh jeez, thriiler is awful

 

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?boyfriend by ashlee simpson

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life??? new years with alexia in 2002/2003

 

1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true? maybe

 

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am? yes

 

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all? well it does, but it is a hell of a mix of coincidence

 

1857. Are you kind to strangers? often

 

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people? yes

 

1859. Make a promise: to take care of the things that matter

 

1860. Will you keep it? i’l try too

 

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey? it’s got to be hard, what if you asked the same question?

What’s my gender? female for sure

What’s my age? early twenties

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? alternative

 

1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?" critics, and being dead helps

 

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey??? i’ve been working on it for a long time, and figure it is best to finish what i started

 

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writing them certainly has been for me)? no

 

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry? a few times

 

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with?? what if he dies? am i supposed to be alone forever?

 

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’ yep

1868. What did you answer yourself? get a real job you hooker

 

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you? no

 

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped?? a few times

 

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone? maybe you want to be alone

 

1872. Is there something you’d like to try? skydiving

 

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?boys rubbing my back

 

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?a week or two

 

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life? no

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world? no

 

1877. Is there love in your heart? yes

 

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?no

 

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps? i sleep or read, sometimes tv

 

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of? spam

 

1881. What’s your favorite short story?paper bag princess

 

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants? i was miss isabella in the 90’s

 

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’): don’t fucking fix that damn thing

 

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? i never need a website

 

1885. Do you bruise easily? just like natasha beddingfield

 

1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, "All’s Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…" What do you think of this? virignity is way to big a deal. why don’t we talk about the first cock we sucked? or the first guy to do us doggie style?

 

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort? resort

 

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving? no

1889. What kind of bread do you like?15 grain

 

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?yes

 

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like? what?!

 

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born? i really don’t care about his birth

 

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be? they have never been pure

 

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo? no

 

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)? yes

 

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night? i like a solid 10

 

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date? no way

 

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.  space

 

1899. Can you do the robot dance? nope, wish i could though

 

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?lots

 

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?yes