left for the interpertor

let me know what you think of these excerpts. conversation with my ex. sigh, he just messes with my head, and not even on purpose!

Scott says: i wish you were 21
Sarah says: yeah, well that can be arranged
Sarah says: what did you have in mind?
Scott says: going out, getting fucked up for a few days.
Scott says: seeing xmen 3
Sarah says: yeah, well i can get a fake and or just go in the bars and have you purchanse my drinks
Sarah says: there is also the thigh flask idea
…boring stuff…
Sarah says: we really should make a point to get hammered when i’m home
Scott says: done and done
Sarah says: i’m not sure about my car situation though
Sarah says: so it will most likely have to be in mt. p
Scott says: we’ll find a way around it
Sarah says: you can go to the wayside with me!
Scott says: ugh
Sarah says: hurah hurah! i’ll have you converted in no time!
Scott says: if you wanted to you could always crash here if you found a way to come this way
…WTF! he didn’t even invite me to stay with him when we were DATING…
…and more crap…
Sarah says: so i think i am knitting you some socks
Scott says: really? cool
Sarah says: the only reason i say that i’m thinking about it is i may not finish them
Sarah says: well thats really the only part i’m thinking about
Scott says: hah its ok
Sarah says: other than that they are yours
…shit stuff, not important…
Scott says: what have you been dong lately? as far as going out or anything
Sarah says: god, nothing
Sarah says: i’m an old cat lady who knits socks for her ex boyfriend
Scott says: hah
Sarah says: but i don’t even have cats
Scott says: no youre not
Sarah says: thats debatable
Sarah says: but, i honestly do nothing
Scott says: youre a wild rough and tough teenager with wild wanton sexuality and the need for alchohol and fast cars
Sarah says: well, all of that is true except fast cars
Sarah says: they make me nervous
Scott says: yes i would imagine
Sarah says: but yes, i need to get laid. going on fifteen weeks.
…crapity crap, crap…
Sarah says: i don’t want to be bored and i don’t want to be strung along on this wild goosechase i’m participating in
Scott says: i guess
Sarah says: you guess? lol. they both sound like crap options to me
Scott says: yes youre right
Scott says: you need to get laid
Sarah says: thank you
Sarah says: i know this
Scott says: well, then we can share each others misery
Sarah says: FIFTEEN WEEKS! i don’t know if i even function any more
Scott says: hehe
Scott says: yeah its been a while for me too
Sarah says: and at the rate i’m going it’s going to be nine more till good old michigan
Sarah says: where i have a list, and i’m checking it twice
Scott says: oh no, pish posh
Sarah says: haha, has it been since england?
Sarah says: have we completly switched? i can’t get laid here and you can’t get laid there?
Scott says: no
…then he had to go to class…
WHAT THE FUCK!