last deeds

today was my last day at home. alexia is supposed to call me in 45 minutes so we can get a goodbye dessert or meal or something.
i opened at china garden today. it was so dead. it was just awful!
my crazy boss has all these signs taped up on the walls. they say various messages like

don’t read
don’t put brush in sauce container
wring rags dry

just bullshit. at there are at least 45 of them. so today i ripped them all off the wall and took them home. i just can’t stand that woman and she deserved to fret. she is threatening to call the cops on me. i told her to go ahead. the only thing i am liable for is the paper i took. i’ll buy her new paper.

the best part was that i got my final paycheck today…
it was really a brilliant move on my part. so i am a china garden legend. anyone who works there from now on will remember me for my destruction of the signs..

don’t read…lol, what an idiot.

went and got my eyebrows waxed. it was awful. i’m going back tomorrow to get my money back. the girl was all sweaty and using her palm all over my face. it was just gross. there are tons of hairs that didn’t get waxed and they are uneven. so i want my money back and i’ll get it done at fiesta.

so alexia is on her way, then i am off to broadway!

goodbye michigan.