charm me

oh god…

it’s just been a typical crappy day here.
mark and em were supposed to go to london today, therefore ensuring me the house for the weekend. but OH NO! they stay home and my plans of running around in my panties and eating chocolate pie are ruined.
fuck them!
i crawled out of bed around 10:30, i was sick last night and went to bed pretty early, slept in late, considering.
did a quick run to tescos. got some AWESOME medicated chapstick…not that i need the medicated kind, but it is so minty! it glides on like mousse! just amazing stuff.
they went away for the afternoon and i watched some telly. i don’t really know where all of the day went..
i think i was on the computer, and watched some telly…who knows.
so i went out to eat, had a crap meal at wagamama’s. it was just gross. the white chocotale and ginger cheesecake was ok…but just TOO much.
came home and was watching telly. with only five minutes left, mark takes the remote away. i am furious and storm out of the room, and he has the nerve to tell me not to be pissy!
FUCK HIM! THERE IS NO GOOD REASON ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET TO EXPLAIN HIS BEHAVIOR. HE IS A RIDICULOUSLY SEXIST BASTARD. I should be treated as an equal, not a lowly woman. He’ll pay for it tomorrow, I’d do anything to piss him off. He doesn’t handle stress well, and maybe he was right…I am damn manipulative. and when someone treats another human with such downright disrespect…well he has another thing coming to him. i am not a force to be reckoned with.
so of course i was pissed. so i cut my nose hairs with his scissors. not out of spite or anything. i was analyzing my face, looking for problems and realized that i had too many nose hairs. and sadly his scissors were the closest to the mirror. i also picked and popped some zits…i waxed my lip yesterday so it was all blackheady
so now that i;ve poked and scoured my face, it is pretty damn irritated. but tomorrow….when all the face drama calms down i’ll be sexy! no clogged pores, and the pesky facial hairs GONE!
last night while channel surfing i came across this show called Eurotrash…it reminded me of some sort of kids show like the Wiggles or Barney. A bunch of people running around in wierd costumes with childish hairstyles. But the wierdest part was this circle of men, all completley naked gyrating their hips. and circle would rotate and each man would get a center spot to thrust his junk in front of the camera.
i was not able to change the channel. i don’t know if it was out of intrigue, shock or desire. intrigue because i wanted to see what would happen next. shock, duh. and desire because they were hot men and i haven’t had anyone dance like that in months. except sam, who is just complicated.
and mind you…this is cable tv, and it wasn’t on some HBO porn channel either. It was on the British equivalent for Comedy Central.
So after the sexy gyrating hip men, were three people standing in a line. a guy, a guy dressed as a carrot and a girl with crazy hair. and she was waving a dildo around and trying to see the carrots penis. and then they all had phallic objects that they passed to each other. it was just STRANGE.
it was funny. but its not on again tonight. i want to see if it gets any better.
fantastic episode of boston legal…must go…

ma’am