addendum

last night after the bar, as i was leaving a man stopped me and said.
hey are you going to those apartments over there? as he pointed in the northern directions. i said no, and his response was well would you give me a ride?
alexia said no before i could answer. and he replies, please, i am really drunk and need a ride.
i pointed out that three feet behind me was an empty taxi, and that i was sure there were plenty of women willing to drive him.
he just couldn’t take a hint, and so he said.

What would Jesus do?

and i laughed and said. I don’t give a fuck what Jesus would do, I don’t believe in him. and then alexia replied, we don’t even believe in that shit, now back away from my car.

it still has me cracking up!

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July 15, 2006

Gah. I hate when people use Jesus. I mean, whether you’re religious or not, Jesus, even as a fictional character, was a nice guy. So, using wwjd to get a ride when you’re a drunk is just wrong! Especially with girls who don’t want to hear it!

July 15, 2006

ryn: Oh! My friend designed the menus for that place! I don’t know if she’s still doing it. Great illustrator. And it’s Amherst. Judie’s. (Judy’s?) Anyway, correct spelling or no, they’re the best popovers in town!

July 16, 2006

What an interesting question. What WOULD Jesus do? *thinks* He wasn’t female, so he might have had less worries than a GIRL giving a random drunk guy a ride. And furthermore, just because he was kind doesn’t mean he was stupid. So, I say, based on that, WWJD is immaterial.

July 17, 2006

You should have said “then get him do drive you home”. Im pretty religious but giving him a ride was sketch to the max. Good thing you didnt. RYN: They used to be everywhere, like a noteable hitchcock movie. But if you think thats gross then look at what we have to deal with now http://www.camelspiders.net

July 17, 2006

Yeah them little things are aggressive, they must know how horrible they look. Ill be working underneath a blackhawk on a creeper and Ill hear pitter patter on the hangar floor…I am out from underneath that thing so fast I almost flip the whole helicopter trying to get out from underneath. Try having one of those things as you for a ride home.

July 17, 2006

Oh and Im also adding you as a favorites.