a comprehensive report

i am really tired, with everything here. i’m babysitting the girls, and was guilted into babysitting thre devil neighbor child. he got into my medicine cabinent and strew my things all over the house. i cannot stand him! him. je deteste il.
but while i was fuming over this obnoxious child, i came up with a list. things i miss about america.

sleazy, casual sex
keg parties
lounging
privacy
eating out
dancing
working

i’m just burned out. thats not even the full list. i know that i exclaim with vigor that i am happy. but it’s all taking a toll on me.
sadie has been obnoxious and so has abigail. and i just cannot handle the neighbor. i wish for him to evaporate, the planet would be better without him.
nine whole days till i leave for paris. oh thank the lord! then after that….49 days till home. 7 weeks exactly. thats only 35 days of work…smile!
i can do it!
i’m just aggravated.
the guy i’m activley persuing is elusive and could care-less. i just don’t know what to do about this boy/friend situation. i don’t need a boyfriend, or friends…just sex. thats all i want. i know that makes me sound ridiculously whorish and everything else, but this is my longest dry spell since i lost my virginity five years ago. fourteen weeks!
JESUS CHRIST!
not even smith was this kind of pressure.
it’s okay. i’m having sex with some french boy. it’s the only way to save myself.

ma’am