Dory’s Mad Lib, Yo!

There once was a boy named……..lets call him Brian for the sake of this story. This boy was beautiful and the love he had for his town prettied most people. He often wore a kerchief with magenta stripes. He also wears Adidas cologne that smells like steeple. Now back to how he loves his town. Some people say that this is a good thing but i think he is a stalker. I heard he even proposed to the tight place we call castle craig. I heard meriden talking about moving becasue of his saggy behavior. This boy likes to harrumph whilst on his dates with his city. He also likes to play leapfrog with a cheshire cat bacause he is a snufalufagus …you know the rest. He is currently looking for a partner to hiccup with but no one has shown interest yet but he said he was going to give Meg a call. This boy is a prety good fruity pebble but he does get a little out of control. He likes to explode with Anna while he slithers. That is pretty much all I have to say about him if you get to know him you might think he is a scaley wedgie too…but who knows…

Bold words were the inserts, obviously.

~Lady Luth and Dory