Swastika…..ok, now that I have your attention

I have an entry I’m going to write about life sooner or later, but I’m kind of waiting for a bit of information and a few things to happen before I really begin to talk about it…..so instead, you get another survey to leave some random note about.

What’s better….

RELATIONSHIPS

mum or dad? Mom

brother or sister? Only got brothers.

parents or siblings? Mom I guess.

family or friends? Friends….though I don’t have many of em.

one or two really close friends or a crowd of acquaintances? Close friends

a friend or a lover? Well a lover is better but I have to settle for friends.

an exclusive relationship with no sex or two-timing with lots of it? Exclusive relationship…sex is great, but it’s not everything…..I can still masturbate…sorry, but it’s the truth.

love or sex? love

elusive crushes or empty relationships? Empty relationships. You can’t love someone who isn’t there, and I would rather fool myself into believing or having that moment of passion than having my heart want to rip itself from my chest and not even have it reciprocated, which is kinda what is going on right now.

marriage or living together? Depends.

going out with a superstar or the boy next door? Superstar, cuz that still leaves the chance that they’re a woman and I’m a guy….really not much of a choice there for me.

SOCIETY

being “labelled” (as a townie, mosher etck) or being an individual? Isn’t being called an individual being labelled?

townies or moshers? I don’t even know what that means, sad but true.

gay or straight? For me? Straight.

men or women? Women

Christianity or paganism? They both are equally problematic but for opposite reasons. Somewhere in the center.

Wicca or Satanism? I don’t know. If you support Wicca it’s a nicer religion than Satanism…but I think Satanism gets less results so that you don’t have to worry about being cursed or etc….;)

kids, teens or adults? teens. In this day and age they are far smarter than little kids and far less nasty than adults…but there are some…..

good or evil? evil. Then you don’t have guilt which is the ultimate ruin of humanity.

Brits or Americans? Americans….though I really like Brits….

Adolf Hitler or Osama bin Laden? Hitler cuz he’s dead.

TV/MOVIES/BOOKS

TV, movies or books? Movies

the Bridget Jones books or the film? The only one I would favor is the book because it burns more easily.

American Pie or American Pie 2? The first one…hell, do you remember the Jason Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth scene?

Scream 1, 2 or 3? 1

Friends or Cold Feet? Friends, easily.

Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? Lord of the Rings, duh. Not only is it a classic book, but it’s kick ass and the amount of time spent by all production crew was amazing.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, the Chamber of Secrets, the Prisoner of Azkaban or the Goblet of Fire? ]

Sadly, I thought the second one was good…..but I only see the movies.

Scream or Scary Movie? Scary Movie was funny….

The Weakest Link or Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Weakest Link, the guy is so funny……I like him a lot, though I think Jeopardy is the best.

Popstars or Pop Idol? What the hell are those? TV shows?

comedy or horror? Comedy for the most part. Most horrors are so unbelievable and stupid.

sports or porn? If you knew my phsyique you wouldn’t ask. Porn.

Hollywood or Bollywood? Hollywood.

UNRELATED TANGENT

staying in or going out? Depends on with who.

home or holidays? Holidays.

chocolate or fudge? Chocolate, so much more versatile.

cakes or biscuits? Cakes…no…biscuits.

arse or ass? Ass…….whoever thought up arse is a moron.

Adam or Mark? Adam is a much better name.

fat or thin? Thin I suppose.

chairs or sofas? Sofas, they can be slept in much more comfortably.

breakfast, lunch or dinner? Dinner, duh.

school or college? college.

thongs or knickers? Thongs of course. I’m beginning to think this is a British survey.

kiss on the lips (not lower lips, you dirty little….) or down the throat? I’ve never been kissed down my throat, but I guess I understand what you mean…..I don’t know…depends on the kisser’s breath.

essay tests or multiple choice tests? Multiple choice oddly enough.

SEX!

celibacy or prostitution? Prostitution.

first time at 10 or first time at 30? Thirty I guess, ten would be too young.

condoms or the Pill? Well there aren’t many pills for guys that are actually meant for not having sex, so condom I suppose.

flavoured condoms or glow-in-the-dark (they do exist!)? Why would anyone want a flavoured condom for certain points? At least the glow-in-the-dark might come in handy.

getting pregnant/getting a girl pregnant, or getting a disease (by “disease”, I don’t mean whiplash or a cold)? Pregnant I suppose…cuz that might just have been intentional….

virginity before marriage or lots of sex before marriage?Sex…..yeah, let’s be a virgin cuz there’s some pride in holding out that long. The fact of the matter is that’s just another bullshit thought that was brought up by religion. I like God, but I doubt that he would have said to hold back, because sex and passion are a large portion of a relationship and the fact is, if they don’t satisfy you in the end, you’re going to end up unhappy….so have some sex before you throw yourself all the way. It’s foolish to hold such ideals.