purloined!!

 i stole this from ~sunny~  who stole it from spun_sugar, who may or may not have stolen it from someone else LOL …
The rule is to answer with just two words

1. When was the last time you shaved?

this morning

2. Explain what ended your last relationship.

he cheated

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?

driving

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?

dont remember

5. Are you any good at math?

hell no

6. Your prom night?

blown off

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?

beats me

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?

nope

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?

whats myspace?

10. Last thing received in the mail?

divorce decree

11. How many different beverages have you had today?

1

12. Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?

always

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?

OZZY!!!

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?

yes

15. What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had?

it hurts?

16. What is out your back door?

deck, hottub

17. Any plans for Friday night?

noppers

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?

not really

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?

oohhhh yeahh

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?

forever ago

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?

yes

22. Some things you are excited about?

sleep!

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?

cherry

24. Describe your keychain(s)?

tangled & old

25. Where do you keep your change?

change jar

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?

high school

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?

i dont

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?

hot & sunny

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?

no door