oly’s laugh for the day

i got this in an email from Oly….

NEVER leave a bored husband alone in Wal-Mart!!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired.
Mrs Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with her to Walmart.
He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in
and get out, But Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here’s a letter sent to her from the store:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior
and may have to ban him from our stores. We have documented all incidents
on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below.

Mr. Bill Fenton in Walmart (while his wife was shopping):

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in our Housewares
Department go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

"Code 3 in housewares"… and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag
of M&M’s on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a
carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from
the Bedding Department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he
begins to cry and asks, "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?"

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as
a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly
humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yelled "PICK ME!", "PICK ME!"

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14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams, "NO! NO!

It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams, "NO! NO!

It’s those voices again!!!!"

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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