Oh so true…

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR

DAUGHTERS

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

These were found on Ladies’ Bumper

Stickers:

1.SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2.GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3.PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

4.COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN … SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

5.DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

6.I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

7.WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

8.OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY…I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

9.DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

10.ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

11.I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

12.HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?

13.DON’T UPSET ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

14.IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.