holy fsck

What a night… greeting friends at work, crazy bitch calling the cops on herself, all the doormen getting shocked by a trick lighter (my arm still hurts), drunk staff member coming on to me (“im drunk………. im drunk… did i just say that?”), and a 40-man riot at the end to top it all off. fun fun fun

and in 8 hours i will be playing d&d. weird

so tired…